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DanteRF
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08 May 2008, 7:22 pm

Lol I was thinking of posting one like this. I'm not sexist, or maybe I am, so it's his mommy



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08 May 2008, 7:24 pm

That's right.

I'm not sexist either by the way.



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08 May 2008, 7:27 pm

Once upon a time, in the West Lake village, a servant lived with his master. After service of about 30 years, his master became ill and was going to die. One day, the master called his servant and asked him for a wish. It could be any wish but just one. The master gave him one day to think about it. The servant became very happy and went to his mother for discussion about the wish. His mother was blind and she asked her son for making a wish for her eye-sight to come back. Then the servant went to his wife. She became very excited and asked for a son as they were childless for many years. After that, the servant went to his father who wanted to be rich and so he asked his son to wish for a lot of money. The next day he went to his master and made one wish through which all the three (mother, father, wife) got what they wanted. You have to tell what the servant asked the master.

There is more than one answer.

(I only post riddles I can get on my own) I won't find crazy hard ones no one knows.



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08 May 2008, 7:40 pm

All I can think of is that if he wished for the money he could afford eye-surgery and see a fertility specialist but I suspect I'm on the wrong track.



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08 May 2008, 7:54 pm

He mentions directly or indirectly each wish in 1 sentance.



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08 May 2008, 7:56 pm

I need some time to think about this.



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08 May 2008, 7:57 pm

It might help to write down the basics of each wish in one line then work it out.



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08 May 2008, 8:09 pm

Something like: "I wish that my mother could see my wife give birth to a son in my father's mansion"?



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08 May 2008, 8:19 pm

I suppose that works.
I said, "I wish my mother could see her grandson rolling in money"

They said, "I wish my mother could see her grandson swinging on a golden swing."



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08 May 2008, 8:38 pm

That's a good one. I should have thought more about my wording.

My turn: "I can tell you that the answer has two words, I promise you that. The previous sentence holds one word, and I have given you my own, but you must return the favour."



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08 May 2008, 9:01 pm

Is it, 'I promise"



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08 May 2008, 9:05 pm

Close.



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08 May 2008, 9:07 pm

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in midday and three at night?


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08 May 2008, 9:12 pm

I don't think it's, "My word"

Jerry you wait until one is done, those are the rules. Also look on page 15 its man



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08 May 2008, 9:13 pm

The answer is Man. MAAAAAN!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !
That fiendish sphinx.



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08 May 2008, 9:15 pm

Dante, I was looking for "your word".

I'm going to bed now, I'm pretty tired, but it was nice to play.