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28 Jan 2021, 12:08 pm

Haha said the milkman as he drank some milk. :mrgreen:


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30 Jan 2021, 4:24 pm

Four shouted the golfball as it sat in the golfcart.


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30 Jan 2021, 4:32 pm

Hehe.


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30 Jan 2021, 8:53 pm

Stop shouted the video as the man tried to push him into a CD player.


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31 Jan 2021, 1:51 pm

Milktalk wrote:
Stop shouted the video as the man tried to push him into a CD player.


:D :D :D : :D :D :D :D


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31 Jan 2021, 7:53 pm

Haha said the fork as it stabbed some peas.


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31 Jan 2021, 9:14 pm

............. 8O 8O ...........
Poor old Peas


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31 Jan 2021, 9:15 pm

I'm stuck said the stone as it sat in the wall. :jester:


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01 Feb 2021, 6:58 am

Milktalk wrote:
I'm stuck said the stone as it sat in the wall. :jester:



:) : :D :) Poor Rock :D


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01 Feb 2021, 9:11 am

"OUCH! OUCH! PLEASE EXIT!!" said the lower intestine painfully distended with voluminous proto-flatus.



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01 Feb 2021, 11:26 am

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"OUCH! OUCH! PLEASE EXIT!!" said the lower intestine painfully distended with voluminous proto-flatus.

Hueewee pheewwweeee .... !


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01 Feb 2021, 5:44 pm

Snip laughed the scissors as they cut some of the ladies hair.


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01 Feb 2021, 6:27 pm

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Snip laughed the scissors as they cut some of the ladies hair.


:) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :mrgreen:


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02 Feb 2021, 12:50 am

What's wrong with this boat? Said the woman as she sat and rowed a picnic table.


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03 Feb 2021, 12:18 am

Let me out of here! Said the postman as he sat in the letterbox.


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03 Feb 2021, 10:47 am

:roll:

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Let me out of here! Said the postman as he sat in the letterbox.

:roll: Lolololzzzz


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