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15 Sep 2007, 4:46 pm

Granted, but crabs crawl all around your house.

I wish that I had retinal zoom implants.


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15 Sep 2007, 4:48 pm

Granted but you will look bug-eyed.

I wish someone would outlaw all types of war!


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15 Sep 2007, 4:49 pm

Granted but the law is broken

I want a new guitar



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15 Sep 2007, 4:52 pm

Granted but it is a beat-up guitar that you have to fix.

I wish for a saxophone.


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15 Sep 2007, 5:04 pm

Granted, but it's actually a sexophone.

I wish that I could not die or be harmed. Ever.


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15 Sep 2007, 5:06 pm

Granted but you are turned into Superman.

I wish all firearms should be banned.


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16 Sep 2007, 8:50 am

Granted but gangs with clubs and pointy sticks overrun the powerless military, take control of the nukes and cause World War 3.

I wish I had the Half-Life 2 Orange Box today.



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16 Sep 2007, 9:04 am

Granted, but the console or computer you use it on breaks down the moment you try to start a new game.

I wish that more people liked me.


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16 Sep 2007, 9:57 am

Granted, but they're people like me.

I wish Microsoft would stop screwing over us Xbox 360 owners.



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16 Sep 2007, 1:38 pm

Granted, but they screw over the Xbox 360's instead.

I wish I beat Anubis in Dawn of War: Winter Assault yesterday.


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16 Sep 2007, 3:52 pm

Granted, but now he beats you in everything else.


I wish Australians could own guns.



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16 Sep 2007, 3:53 pm

There is no wish to grant, as they already can.

I wish that guns were legal everywhere, and anyone could own a gun.


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16 Sep 2007, 5:06 pm

Anubis wrote:
There is no wish to grant, as they already can.

I wish that guns were legal everywhere, and anyone could own a gun.


Granted, except your not allowed to carry them out of your house for any reason.


I wish my stepdad didn't have a mouth.



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16 Sep 2007, 5:09 pm

Granted, instead he has an artificial voice synthesizer which is extremely annoying.

I wish that the laws of gravity didn't apply to me.


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16 Sep 2007, 5:15 pm

Granted, but there's still upthrust... you ascend into space and die.
I wish I really was Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.


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16 Sep 2007, 5:37 pm

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Granted and you never lose, but you die when the game console is turned off.


I wish I didn't have to diet to lose weight.