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27 Jun 2010, 3:34 pm

Autism is caused by the lead tainted mercury used in the quenching process of vaccination needles.

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27 Jun 2010, 5:15 pm

Autism is caused from the opiate found in opium..

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27 Jun 2010, 5:24 pm

Autism is caused by the 2 in H2O

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28 Jun 2010, 1:20 am

Autism is caused by refrigerator parents.

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28 Jun 2010, 5:22 am

Autism is caused by pushing your mom into a refrigerator and telling her to chill out.

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28 Jun 2010, 6:34 am

Autism is caused by using the bathroom after someone rubbed chilli powder on the door handle.

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28 Jun 2010, 6:40 am

Autism is caused by staying up, all night long, without a wink.

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28 Jun 2010, 10:40 am

Autism is caused from the dark matter in the universe

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28 Jun 2010, 10:42 am

cazzie2010 wrote:

Autism is caused by being alone

...And being alone is caused by autism! Paradox! :lol:

Autism is caused by holding someone by the left side of their body (kudos to anyone who gets the reference here

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28 Jun 2010, 5:59 pm

Autism is caused from moonlight

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28 Jun 2010, 11:54 pm

Autism is caused by Raid

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29 Jun 2010, 1:10 am

Autism is caused by the secretion of pituitary hormones of people who are genetically evolved. It is a mutation caused by "progress", as Morph (Xman). mentioned. It is triggered by exposure to high technologly as a way for the humans to survive.

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29 Jun 2010, 1:20 am

Autism is caused by insomnia.

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29 Jun 2010, 1:44 am

Autism is caused by zombies who got bored.

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29 Jun 2010, 10:06 am

Autism is caused by Hannibal Lecter cooking part of your brain.

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29 Jun 2010, 4:20 pm

Autism is caused from evil clowns from outer space..

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