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i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Is known as the Mongolian Jeremy Clarkson.
Cockroach96 Veteran
Joined: 28 Jun 2015Age: 29Posts: 3,162Location: Romania
Is Dalai Lama and sits atop a mountain meditating all day.
Shoots anyone wearing corduroy.
Know what corduroy is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CorduroyContains more artificial ingredients than a McDonald's happy meal.
Is addicted to heroin.
I'm sure a lot of people think that.Will only eat his veges at meal time if being prompted by Luciano Pavarotti.
Is a child and refuses to eat veggies.
MoatsArt Sea Gull
Joined: 7 Jul 2015Age: 51Posts: 235Location: Inverell, NSW, Australia
Yearns for the finer things in life, yet feels unworthy of them
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Fed-exed a goldfish called Mike to a cafe in Manchester.
Refused a request for clemency to carrot called "Pierre" during the french revolution. Pierre was the world's first decapitated carrot.
Stuck a carrot to a park bench and called it art.
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,386Location: United Kingdom
Doesn't realize that such things are 'Art' these days.
Has a blue furry back.
Once read an excerpt from "My friend, the Aardvark" at a Beatnik poetry convention to critical acclaim.
syzygyish Veteran
Joined: 3 Feb 2007Age: 59Gender: MalePosts: 8,086Location: swimming in the air
My best friend is an Aardvark and I met her at a Beatnik poetry convention!They told us to f**k off, butfunny coincidence, though!