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04 Aug 2015, 9:07 am

Is known as the Mongolian Jeremy Clarkson.



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04 Aug 2015, 9:24 am

Is Dalai Lama and sits atop a mountain meditating all day.


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04 Aug 2015, 9:39 am

Shoots anyone wearing corduroy.



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04 Aug 2015, 9:41 am

Know what corduroy is.


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05 Aug 2015, 4:57 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corduroy

Contains more artificial ingredients than a McDonald's happy meal.



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05 Aug 2015, 5:06 pm

Is addicted to heroin.


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05 Aug 2015, 5:13 pm

:lol: I'm sure a lot of people think that.

Will only eat his veges at meal time if being prompted by Luciano Pavarotti.



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05 Aug 2015, 5:14 pm

Is a child and refuses to eat veggies.


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08 Aug 2015, 7:38 am

Yearns for the finer things in life, yet feels unworthy of them



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09 Aug 2015, 7:54 am

Fed-exed a goldfish called Mike to a cafe in Manchester.


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11 Aug 2015, 3:43 am

Refused a request for clemency to carrot called "Pierre" during the french revolution. Pierre was the world's first decapitated carrot.



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11 Aug 2015, 3:47 am

Stuck a carrot to a park bench and called it art.


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11 Aug 2015, 3:50 am

Doesn't realize that such things are 'Art' these days.



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11 Aug 2015, 3:55 am

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11 Aug 2015, 5:32 am

Once read an excerpt from "My friend, the Aardvark" at a Beatnik poetry convention to critical acclaim.



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11 Aug 2015, 6:51 am

My best friend is an Aardvark and I met her at a Beatnik poetry convention!
They told us to f**k off, but

funny coincidence, though!


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