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11 Apr 2008, 11:58 pm

Granted, but you cant get your bed thru the door because it is a 3'X3' door (should have checked out the house first)

I wish I was a good comedian.


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12 Apr 2008, 12:04 am

Granted, you offend Jesse Jackson and the NAACP sues you.

I wish had a good tasting and nutritious cookie.



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12 Apr 2008, 12:22 am

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the cookie was poison
I wish that I was thin instead of the fattest person on this planet!



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12 Apr 2008, 12:29 am

Granted, but now you live in the medieval times when fatness was considered attractive, it meant you were rich :D

I wish the world wasn't so shallow.



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12 Apr 2008, 1:07 am

granted but now your deep under water



i wish for randomness



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12 Apr 2008, 3:11 am

Granted: You die in a random accident.

I wish to meet peaceful aliens like the ones in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind".



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12 Apr 2008, 1:05 pm

Granted, but they tell you what they think about you and the human civilisation to explain why this will be the last contact.

I wish, I had a Linux with kernel 3.2.6


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12 Apr 2008, 1:22 pm

Granted but you have to pay twice the regular price for it.


I wish my laptop would operate without overheating (the fan doesn't operate correctly is my guess, because there is little airflow when it runs and the air is about 45 to 50 Celsius.)



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12 Apr 2008, 1:46 pm

double price of 0 is 0...

Granted, the faerie made this possible by underclocking it to 4.77 MHz

I wish Microsoft would go bankrupt.


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12 Apr 2008, 2:20 pm

Granted, but now Apple owns the market, and due to any lack of security whatsoever, all apple computers now get viruses that destroy their computers, and Apple goes bankrupt too. Now we're stuck with Linux, and none of your video games run properly >_<

I wish for Fallout 3 to come out as scheduled, and not be a piece of crap FPS. (I hate bethesda..)





iamnotaparakeet wrote:
I wish my laptop would operate without overheating (the fan doesn't operate correctly is my guess, because there is little airflow when it runs and the air is about 45 to 50 Celsius.)


Try not using it on your lap. Use it on a flat solid surface, like a wooden table. Laptops are ironically not designed to operate on your lap, and need space underneath them to vent properly.



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12 Apr 2008, 2:54 pm

Legato wrote:
Granted, but now Apple owns the market, and due to any lack of security whatsoever, all apple computers now get viruses that destroy their computers, and Apple goes bankrupt too. Now we're stuck with Linux, and none of your video games run properly >_<

I wish for Fallout 3 to come out as scheduled, and not be a piece of crap FPS. (I hate bethesda..)





iamnotaparakeet wrote:
I wish my laptop would operate without overheating (the fan doesn't operate correctly is my guess, because there is little airflow when it runs and the air is about 45 to 50 Celsius.)


Try not using it on your lap. Use it on a flat solid surface, like a wooden table. Laptops are ironically not designed to operate on your lap, and need space underneath them to vent properly.


I have the laptop on an elevated cookie cooling rack and I have a keyboard in the PS2 and an optical mouse in the USB so I use peripherals rather than the built-ins.

Granted, Fallout 3 comes on time and is an awesome game. However, WW3 occurs and now you're dealing with real fallout.


I wish that I will do well on the college entrance exams.



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12 Apr 2008, 3:05 pm

Granted.
You do well, but you go to a college you never wanted to go to.

I wish I had enough money for my prom ticket.


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12 Apr 2008, 3:17 pm

Granted You have the money, so you go to the prom all by yourself.
I wish I had the book I ordered over a month ago, and the dumb apartment people hadn't sent it back.



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13 Apr 2008, 12:58 am

Granted, but is covered in syrup.

I wish I had Motorstorm for my PS3.


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13 Apr 2008, 2:34 am

Granted, but it comes in a box that also contains 27 monocled cobras. The box is small enough that the cobras are piled on top of each other and the Motorstorm is at the bottom.

I wish I had a monocled cobra.



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13 Apr 2008, 2:39 am

granted but it bites you

i wish more new anime series would come out


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