Where is my..... [Game]

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I drank it on your behalf.

Where is the postman?

She had enough of people assuming she was a man and became a femme-fatale!

Where is the salt these days?

Using it for fish and chips.

Where's all the cod gone?

Kim Jong Il has taken a liking to cod, and the N.Korean fishing fleets have fished it all to hell.

Where is my lawn chair?

Lost in the knee-high grass.

Where are my running shoes?

They ran off with the post-woman.

Where is that box of band-aids? (aka sticking plasters)

Unfortunately they had an accident.

Where is my fresh French baguette?

Booya smacked it for being so fresh, and it went away sulking.

Where is that woodpecker I hear?

You've got good hearing, it is in one of the trees outside my house.

Where is that cuckoo I hear?

In a clock in Booya's parents' parlor. Talk about good hearing!

Where is a working vacuum cleaner?

Why, does yours suck?

Where is my time going?

^ Time doesn't really go anywhere, it's just an illusion. All things are happening simultaneously, but your brain can't process so much so it automatically imposes an artificial "chronological" pattern on them.

Where is my energy and motivation?

I'm afraid, it was transferred to me to keep my energy up until night time.

Where is my power pack incase my batteries run out?

I borrowed it because my batteries did run out.

Where are my prawns?

Still on the apricot tree.

Where is that hawk I saw a little while ago?

It has got its beady eye on you!

Where is my asparagus cutter?