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reginaterrae
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06 May 2010, 5:16 pm

You threw it out while doing your spring cleaning.

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07 May 2010, 3:28 am

It is in hiding because you gave it a good beating.

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07 May 2010, 5:46 am

in the zen garden

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07 May 2010, 7:15 am

Sorry, it lost. Better luck next time!

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07 May 2010, 7:21 am

Someone bought them to use for their own yard sale.

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07 May 2010, 7:32 am

I borrowed it to fix my hearing aids.

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07 May 2010, 9:55 am

I thought they were mine.

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07 May 2010, 10:03 am

I put it in the fridge for you to keep it cool.

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07 May 2010, 10:11 am

My Incubus Nightmare chased it away.

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07 May 2010, 10:43 am

In the pawn shop by now...

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07 May 2010, 10:58 am

Someone told me it fell out of the sky.

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07 May 2010, 1:14 pm

Mix three parts of sand to one of cement with a small amount of water and leave to stand 24 hours in your frying pan before cooking it :wink:

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07 May 2010, 4:06 pm

I think grandma mistook it for flour. :scratch:

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07 May 2010, 4:07 pm

Waving its tail at you.

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07 May 2010, 4:15 pm

Ahem, grandma again.

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07 May 2010, 4:25 pm

They look a bit drained.

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