Where is my..... [Game]

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Just has been revealed.

Where is that zombie that said to come and fix our plumbing?

He said something about "must eat brains" and wandered off.

Where is my giraffe?

it left to pick up his tail at dry cleaner's.

Where is my swine pate?

Pigging out somewhere.

Where is my ticket for the zoo?

Sorry, cousin Jebediah took it and fed his hamster with it.

Where is that two headed pig gone?

It got bored and left.

Where is that which I seek?

The answer to the question is often hidden in the question itself.

Where has that which was sought been revealed?

The writing is in the sand.

Where is my big shovel for the elephant enclosure?

You may use the feather duster instead.

Where is my spare pot of potato peels?

They went spare then took to pot

Where is my equanimity?

In the bathroom.

Where is my insistence?

In the pantry, top shelf, next to persuasion.


Where is my motivation?

In the mailbox, in the form of bills.

Where is my masseuse?

Oops! She/He came to my place instead...I didn't have the heart to send him/her away

Where is my pay gone this week???

You've squandered it on massage!

Where is that bottle of ibuprofen now?

You were having one of those mornings and fed them to the chickens.

Where are my tissues... I seem to have picked up a cold.