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14 Dec 2007, 9:12 pm

Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he (or she) sees.

WHAT is your name?

WHAT is your quest?


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14 Dec 2007, 9:15 pm

Quatermass wrote:
Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he (or she) sees.

WHAT is your name?

WHAT is your quest?


My name: Beth

My quest: To be filthy stinking rich.


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14 Dec 2007, 9:17 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he (or she) sees.

WHAT is your name?

WHAT is your quest?


My name: Beth

My quest: To be filthy stinking rich.


*NoNameRockBand is hurled into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.*

Your quest is to seek the Holy Grail, silly.

Now, she's out of the running. Who's next?


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14 Dec 2007, 9:19 pm

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NoNameRockBand wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he (or she) sees.

WHAT is your name?

WHAT is your quest?


My name: Beth

My quest: To be filthy stinking rich.


*NoNameRockBand is hurled into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.*

Your quest is to seek the Holy Grail, silly.

Now, she's out of the running. Who's next?


Honesty is not always the best policy... *dies horribly after landing on sharp pointy rocks that are now protruding from my abdomen*


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14 Dec 2007, 9:22 pm

Okay, okay, I get the point. Well, you do. :lol:


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14 Dec 2007, 9:24 pm

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Okay, okay, I get the point. Well, you do. :lol:


*rotting body now instantly sends up a horrible stench, namely because I was secretly part stinkbug!* :twisted: Revenge is sweet, tis it not?


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14 Dec 2007, 9:56 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Okay, okay, I get the point. Well, you do. :lol:


*rotting body now instantly sends up a horrible stench, namely because I was secretly part stinkbug!* :twisted: Revenge is sweet, tis it not?


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*Muffled* What was that?


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14 Dec 2007, 10:06 pm

Quatermass wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Okay, okay, I get the point. Well, you do. :lol:


*rotting body now instantly sends up a horrible stench, namely because I was secretly part stinkbug!* :twisted: Revenge is sweet, tis it not?


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*Muffled* What was that?


Oh HUMBUG!! ! You blasted, blithering little.....! !! !! !! Rats!! !

Yes that's what I'll do, that's exactly what I'll do!! !

*releases thousands upon millions of rats on QM*

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14 Dec 2007, 10:14 pm

Oh that's simple. Say hello to my little friend.

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SQUEAK.

No, those are the wrong sort of mice. Now, see those rats?

SQUEAK.

Well, you know what to do.

SNH, SNH, SNH.


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14 Dec 2007, 10:47 pm

I get to use the laser this time.



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14 Dec 2007, 11:21 pm

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I get to use the laser this time.


Oi. I haven't asked you the questions.

Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he (or she) sees.

WHAT is your name?

WHAT is your quest?


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14 Dec 2007, 11:32 pm

King Richard!

I have been charged by god to recover the holy grail!



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14 Dec 2007, 11:35 pm

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King Richard!

I have been charged by god to recover the holy grail!


Okay, third question......


WHO was Jack the Ripper?


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15 Dec 2007, 2:32 am

Firefly...Serenity...


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15 Dec 2007, 2:41 am

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Firefly...Serenity...


Didn't ask you.

*Hurls Trigger11 into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.*


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15 Dec 2007, 6:49 am

Quatermass wrote:
Trigger11 wrote:
Firefly...Serenity...


Didn't ask you.

*Hurls Trigger11 into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.*


Where he lands in a pile of......shaving cream.... :P


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