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PrincessOOPS
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03 Sep 2010, 10:27 pm

Autism is caused by falling off your bike as a kid.

MrLoony
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03 Sep 2010, 11:31 pm

Autism is caused by getting your head slammed in a car door.

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CockneyRebel
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03 Sep 2010, 11:35 pm

Autism is caused by greasy hair.

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MrLoony
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03 Sep 2010, 11:53 pm

Autism is caused by golden oldies.

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Pseudeos
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04 Sep 2010, 1:51 am

Autism is caused by the swine flu vaccination.

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MrLoony
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04 Sep 2010, 2:01 am

Autism is caused by me needing to go to bed.

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Claire_Louise
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04 Sep 2010, 11:31 pm

Autism is caused by looking into microwaves, which everyone knows gives off radioactive waves that influence our seretonin levels.

PrincessOOPS
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05 Sep 2010, 7:51 pm

Autism is caused by getting jiggy with it.

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05 Sep 2010, 8:00 pm

Autism is caused by shagging.

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PrincessOOPS
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05 Sep 2010, 11:19 pm

Autism is caused by shag carpets.

BroncosRtheBest
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06 Sep 2010, 8:26 pm

Autism is caused by someone looking to make a bunch of money off of unsuspecting parents. Maybe that's where Autism Speaks came from...

Autism is caused by Smoky the Bear making too many PSAs.

PrincessOOPS
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10 Sep 2010, 8:52 pm

Autism is caused by smoking then "bare"ing it.

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11 Sep 2010, 1:40 am

Autism is caused by listening to supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards.

Mahini
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11 Sep 2010, 11:21 am

Autism is caused by leaving socks on while doing the deed.

rowingineden
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11 Sep 2010, 11:31 am

Autism is caused by homosexual sin. (Because all the bad stuff is. Duh.)

dryad
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11 Sep 2010, 11:47 am

Autism is caused by having sex with aliens, of course. Why else would we feel we're on the Wrong Planet?

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