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Granted, but it's cold enough to freeze both you and Chris to death.

I wish I knew for sure when somebody's lying.

Granted! but you dont know when someone is telling the truth...

I wish the liquid neoprene were exactly 98.6 degrees.

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Granted. As a result, all coffie machines in a ten yard radius...launch into orbit.
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I wish that I could be a Syntax Error.

Granted! all of WP goes down because of it...

I wish chris were here with me giving me a really tight warm hug

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Granted, but he's soaking wet and freezing

I wish that anything I want would simply appear in front of me. And I don't mean it would disappear somewhere else and then appear in front of me. I mean it would suddenly go from not existing to existing...

Granted! but it never comes with a battery if it needs one and never comes with all the parts if its osmething else

I wish chris were warm and sticky when he gives me a very tight hug

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Granted! But he's sticky because he's been inside a garbage can.

I wish I had musical talent.

Granted! no corruption.. cant think of one right now lol

I wish chris was not sticky from being in a garbage can... i wish for him to give me a super tight hug that is warm and sticky and does NOT INVOLVE GARBAGE

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Granted! But he's sticky because he took a bath in maple syrup.

I wish I could do something and then (if I screw up) "rewind" and try it again.

ooh... sticky from a syrup bath... thats fine by me... thats very nice and very sticky

Granted! but every time you rewind it you rewind all of earth so if someone is killed in a shooting they have to be re-shot...

I wish for me and my sticky chris to be even more stuck to each other in said tight hug

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted, but you'll both be stuck together for the rest of your lives.

I wish creepy people didn't watch my every move in my own home.

Granted! the police watch you from now on

I wish me and chris could be mummy wrapped in neoprene

(P.S i wouldnt mind being stuck to him for life lol... id be warm and tightly hugged forever... a dream come true )

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted, but you both have to undergo the mummification process, and it isn't painfree.

I wish people would just tell me where certain things are hidden.

Granted! they tell you where a bomb is hidden.... you must disarm it! welcome to the bomb squad!

I wish me and chris underwent the non-genuine painless mummification process... the modern mummification

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted but now you speak only cat languages

I wish I could meet a cute AS girl like the ones on here

Kaboom! Your wish is granted. But you are now Dogbert so, good luck.

I wish there were less animated sidebar ads.