Where is my..... [Game]

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It turned into a crack-pot and had to be institutionalised.

Where is my wok?

It hid in your beard

Where is my dunlop 2mm plectrum, colour grey.

Lost under the cushions on your sofa.

Where is my 35mm camera?

You forgot it at your niece's birthday party.

Where is my hairbrush?

It accumulated so much hair it became sentient and wandered off into the wilderness and now lives down a rabbit hole and lives with comb and several hair grips.

Where are my nail clippers?

It couldn't bear the deaths of all those nails and is institutionalised at a nail clipper retirement centre.

Where is my Puch Maxi moped?

Chip Foose overhauled it.. renamed it Much Paxi.. and it now has a top speed of p/m 128 km/h.

*you can open your eyes now* *tadaa* *what do you think?*

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Where is my motivation to finish the varnishing of the garage? (my excuse; it's too frekkin' cold at the moment)

It's on extended vacation with mine...

Where is my feather duster?

Um, strange coincidence.... I'm missing mine too. Extended vacation maybe.... along with a lot of motivation, I reckon.

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Where is the somewhat warmer weather I was hoping for?

Err...a vacation to Brazil would ensure a maximum temperature 30C...you might find motivation and feather dusters there too..

Where is my Lauryn Hill CD?

I like my pimped Puch

The warm weather is in Dehli, India, 40 degrees Celcius. The Lauren Hill CD is in your suitcase.

Where is my plane ticket to India

It got diverted and is going on its own via ship and via Hong Kong.

Where is my ticket to the lost city of Atlantis?

In the Tibetan Museum of British Oddities and Antiquities

Where is my left shoe?

The right one shooed it away.

Where are my toe nail clippings?

The witch doctor is experimenting on them.

Where is my pedicurist?

Keeping away from you... the last time you saw him you put your foot in it.

Where is my dentist?