23 Dec 2007, 2:31 am
you don't know the things I know
...........
And I am very glad of it.
don't patronise me
23 Dec 2007, 2:34 am
you don't know the things I know
...........
And I am very glad of it.
don't patronise me
Wha--? How am I patronising? What is this, a restaurant?
23 Dec 2007, 2:36 am
you have ignored my shrilled cries for long enough!
Protest
Protest
Protest
23 Dec 2007, 2:37 am
23 Dec 2007, 2:39 am
I recently discovered I can make the worst noise in the world 
23 Dec 2007, 2:41 am
The sound of a baby crying? No insult to you, it's just that I hate the sound of a baby crying. As in near homicidal mania hate.
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23 Dec 2007, 2:44 am
The sound of a baby crying? No insult to you, it's just that I hate the sound of a baby crying. As in near homicidal mania hate.
I hate all screaming and yelling. It makes me want to pass out.
23 Dec 2007, 2:49 am
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23 Dec 2007, 3:30 am
The sound of a baby crying? No insult to you, it's just that I hate the sound of a baby crying. As in near homicidal mania hate.
My nephew Birdie, whimpering when fussy and tired, causes Xan to hyperventilate, shriek, moan, and rock to and fro. I'm not going to discuss how Xan was himself at the age of one...
Makes me think of the Inspector Morse episode in which Morse complains about how he can't stand the sound of an infant's crying. The long-suffering Sergeant Lewis responds, a touch waspishly, that this is precisely the point. You can't stand it, so you attend to the child's needs, thus stopping it from crying.
23 Dec 2007, 3:32 am
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