23 Dec 2007, 7:49 am
23 Dec 2007, 7:52 am
23 Dec 2007, 7:53 am
Even if they're asleep, for example?Yup. To me, babies = spawn, evil things. Yes, I know I was one once, but I feel regretfully sorry for what trauma I put my parents through.
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23 Dec 2007, 8:18 am
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23 Dec 2007, 8:37 am
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23 Dec 2007, 8:43 am
The sound of a baby crying? No insult to you, it's just that I hate the sound of a baby crying. As in near homicidal mania hate.
My nephew Birdie, whimpering when fussy and tired, causes Xan to hyperventilate, shriek, moan, and rock to and fro. I'm not going to discuss how Xan was himself at the age of one...
Makes me think of the Inspector Morse episode in which Morse complains about how he can't stand the sound of an infant's crying. The long-suffering Sergeant Lewis responds, a touch waspishly, that this is precisely the point. You can't stand it, so you attend to the child's needs, thus stopping it from crying.
I have that Inspector Morse episode on DVD, it was "Greeks Bearing Gifts".
23 Dec 2007, 10:47 am
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23 Dec 2007, 4:17 pm
23 Dec 2007, 4:26 pm
Even if they're asleep, for example?Yup. To me, babies = spawn, evil things. Yes, I know I was one once, but I feel regretfully sorry for what trauma I put my parents through.
So do I, sorta. I don't regret the trauma I put my mum through now.
Bwahahahahahahaahahahaha!! ! *Coughing fit.*
He didn't bash him to death, he stomped him.
Even worse.
23 Dec 2007, 4:27 pm
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23 Dec 2007, 5:02 pm
23 Dec 2007, 5:03 pm
Great...just what I wanted, another happy little reminder.
Sorry, I thought it would help you remember that that was not right, not normal. I didn't mean to make you cry.
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23 Dec 2007, 5:07 pm
Great...just what I wanted, another happy little reminder.
Sorry, I thought it would help you remember that that was not right, not normal. I didn't mean to make you cry.
well thank you for your condolences.
23 Dec 2007, 5:15 pm
Beep Beep Beep 
