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03 Feb 2021, 8:21 pm

Needs garlic said the vampire as he had his lunch


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04 Feb 2021, 2:22 am

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Needs garlic said the vampire as he had his lunch

Lolololzzzzzz. Add a few steaks ( wooden ones) and you miht have a good dinner .


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04 Feb 2021, 3:59 am

No.... Not anti dandruf shampoo! said the fleas as they closed their eyes.


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04 Feb 2021, 9:16 pm

Come back! said the man as his carpet flew down the street :P


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05 Feb 2021, 8:53 am

Follow me.
You go first!


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05 Feb 2021, 11:01 am

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Follow me.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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05 Feb 2021, 11:09 pm

That's better said the postman as he stamped on the letter that had no stamp on it.


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06 Feb 2021, 8:30 am

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That's better said the postman as he stamped on the letter that had no stamp on it.


Letter stomping ..... :D


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06 Feb 2021, 9:37 am

Hi sausage said the fork as it laughed.


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06 Feb 2021, 12:58 pm

Gulp.!... replied the sausage to the fork


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07 Feb 2021, 3:51 am

Fourth floor please said the woman as she stepped on some weighing scales.


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09 Feb 2021, 5:55 pm

Why don't these scissors cut? Asked the man holding the pliers.


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09 Feb 2021, 6:49 pm

Mechanical atrocities


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10 Feb 2021, 12:50 am

I love ice cream said the lady as she spooned some more margerine into her mouth :compress:


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10 Feb 2021, 7:32 am

Butter is better said the Ice Cream to the lady :D


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10 Feb 2021, 7:49 am

Rick the brick sat on the floor and sighed... "Who don't people want to throw me through windows like the hard bricks.." he thought.


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