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16 Sep 2007, 5:44 pm

Granted, but everytime you eat, you waste away a little more.

I wish I weren't so tired all the time.

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16 Sep 2007, 5:49 pm

Graelwyn wrote:

Granted, but everytime you eat, you waste away a little more.

I wish I weren't so tired all the time.

Granted, but now you're addicted to energy drinks

I wish birds wouldn't come to poop on me. At least they stay though.

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16 Sep 2007, 6:08 pm

Granted...but everytime you need to poop, you feel compelled to find a bird to poop on :lol:

I wish we had a nice run of sunny days.

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16 Sep 2007, 6:11 pm

Granted, and is now routinely 130 degrees outside.

I wish a plastic surgeon would fix my horns, they make me self conscious but no plastic works on horns.

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16 Sep 2007, 6:13 pm

Granted, but the only thing to hand to fill the holes is polyfilla

I wish I could win the lottery

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16 Sep 2007, 6:15 pm

Granted. But the Queen takes 110% tax on all lottery winnings.

I wish for peace on Earth.

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16 Sep 2007, 6:15 pm

Granted, but it last only seven years.

I wish I had an army.

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16 Sep 2007, 6:25 pm

Granted, but all your soldiers are stupid chavs, and would be hard pressed to fire straight, let alone fire at the right targets.

I wish I could slow down time temporarily.

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16 Sep 2007, 6:31 pm

Anubis wrote:

Granted, but all your soldiers are stupid chavs, and would be hard pressed to fire straight, let alone fire at the right targets.

I wish I could slow down time temporarily.

Granted, but it stops and you're the only one who's not frozen in time until you die.

I wish I were a Dalek.

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16 Sep 2007, 6:33 pm

Granted, you are trapped in that machinery until the end of time.

I wish that I could move at the speed of light without any negative consequences.

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16 Sep 2007, 6:39 pm

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Granted, you are trapped in that machinery until the end of time.

I wish that I could move at the speed of light without any negative consequences.

Granted, but you haven't locked in a destination.

I wish Stargate had call forwarding.

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16 Sep 2007, 6:41 pm

Granted, but you get reverse forwarding and a dangerous buildup of charge if you do so.

I wish that I had a wallet that was always filled with money.

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16 Sep 2007, 7:45 pm

Granted, but it's filled with North Korean money.

I wish that the entire Senate has a hilarious sex scandal.

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16 Sep 2007, 7:53 pm

GoatOnFire wrote:

Granted, but it's filled with North Korean money.

I wish that the entire Senate has a hilarious sex scandal.

Granted, but they're all liberals and the liberal media just waters down their offensive behavior.

I wish Iran were attacked by the Borg.

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16 Sep 2007, 8:32 pm

Granted but Kligons overrun Iran and most of the Middle East.

I wish everyone was more happy.

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16 Sep 2007, 8:41 pm

Granted but now they're on happy pills!! !

I wish my sister would find a good husband.

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