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17 Dec 2007, 10:14 pm

That's for strapples, right?


A Hershey nut bar!



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17 Dec 2007, 10:14 pm

Strapples wrote:
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Here's a scholarship to a prestigious driving school! And the rules-of-the-road handbook!


the disease i have took the physical ability to drive... so school and book are useless *hands both back*

here have some insulin... (i hear it also has antidepressant effect in some people)


A sweaty female sumo wrestling team that really wants to hug you!


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17 Dec 2007, 10:15 pm

A series of math workbooks!



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17 Dec 2007, 10:15 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Ana54 wrote:
Here's a scholarship to a prestigious driving school! And the rules-of-the-road handbook!


the disease i have took the physical ability to drive... so school and book are useless *hands both back*

here have some insulin... (i hear it also has antidepressant effect in some people)


A sweaty female sumo wrestling team that really wants to hug you!


here have a brand new rock guitar amp!


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17 Dec 2007, 10:16 pm

Here, have some heavy silk brocade curtians and a matching bedspread!



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17 Dec 2007, 10:17 pm

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Here, have some heavy silk brocade curtians and a matching bedspread!


here have an x-ray machine (they are awfully fun to mess with)

YAY FOR GIANT RADIOACTIVE CAMERAS


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17 Dec 2007, 10:17 pm

Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Ana54 wrote:
Here's a scholarship to a prestigious driving school! And the rules-of-the-road handbook!


the disease i have took the physical ability to drive... so school and book are useless *hands both back*

here have some insulin... (i hear it also has antidepressant effect in some people)


A sweaty female sumo wrestling team that really wants to hug you!


here have a brand new rock guitar amp!


Great! now all I have to do is learn how to play!

The same gift I gave you last, plus a million pounds of doritos for them to eat!


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17 Dec 2007, 10:18 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Ana54 wrote:
Here's a scholarship to a prestigious driving school! And the rules-of-the-road handbook!


the disease i have took the physical ability to drive... so school and book are useless *hands both back*

here have some insulin... (i hear it also has antidepressant effect in some people)


A sweaty female sumo wrestling team that really wants to hug you!


here have a brand new rock guitar amp!


Great! now all I have to do is learn how to play!

The same gift I gave you last, plus a million pounds of doritos for them to eat!


a degree in triginomertry


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17 Dec 2007, 10:19 pm

A certificate to work with and help people with Sensory Integration Disorder!



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17 Dec 2007, 10:19 pm

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A certificate to work with and help people with Sensory Integration Disorder!


yay!! !!

now i just need to get 1 million lead aprons and other cool sensory thingys


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17 Dec 2007, 10:21 pm

Here are 1000 lead aprons... one for each student in the school... I'm also donating the building your school for people with SIDwill be in!



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17 Dec 2007, 10:21 pm

Strapples wrote:
Ana54 wrote:
A certificate to work with and help people with Sensory Integration Disorder!


yay!! !!

now i just need to get 1 million lead aprons and other cool sensory thingys


2 million lead aprons, full body compression stockings and several million sweaty sticky female sumo wrestlers.


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17 Dec 2007, 10:21 pm

A geometry set... a GOOD one; an Oxford one.



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17 Dec 2007, 10:22 pm

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Here are 1000 lead aprons... one for each student in the school... I'm also donating the building your school for people with SIDwill be in!


For Ana54, your very own country!


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17 Dec 2007, 10:22 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Ana54 wrote:
A certificate to work with and help people with Sensory Integration Disorder!


yay!! !!

now i just need to get 1 million lead aprons and other cool sensory thingys


2 million lead aprons, full body compression stockings and several million sweaty sticky female sumo wrestlers.


YAY!! !

now all i need is a couple million giant total body blood pressure cuffs :P

hmm... lets see here... have yourself a new ferrari!! !


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17 Dec 2007, 10:23 pm

Ana54 wrote:
Here are 1000 lead aprons... one for each student in the school... I'm also donating the building your school for people with SIDwill be in!


yay!! ! what a perfect school...

here have position as vice principal


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