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Was it a string of sausages?

Could cat toys have been eaten out of jealousy?


Sylkat

Wouldn't the animal have vomited by now?

Yeah, haven't we shoved enough things into this poor animal's digestive tract?

And why does a Doug have one, anyways?

Can it teach me how to Dougie?

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Would you really like to know?

Now I'm confused. Is Doug Moomingirl's dog or husband?

I'm not sure, I was just going with the flow. Can anyone out there tell us please?

Does it really matter considering dogs and husbands can eat anything?

I wonder if the dog ate the husband?

Which husband?

Dear everyone,

My dog has not eaten my husband. Nor has my husband eaten the dog. My dog is called Ari - a good Finnish name.

Dogs cannot eat anything, hence the reason they come to visit us to have things removed. Lottery tickets, paper money (my mother's dog once ate £100 by the way), cat food and sausages would all be digested.

I think the dummy/pacifier, engagement ring, and doorknob mentioned above are the strangest things I have seen, although to be honest most of what we pull out is usually an unidentifiable chewed mess.

Now, why were there no questions in that paragraph?

Did the dog eat them all?

If the £100 was an unidentifiable mass when it was digested, why were they sure that it was the dog who ate it?

Could it have been the monkey all along?

Or, what about the cheeky little dormouse?

What about the hooded individual who masquerades as a simian?

Wouldn't she eat anything that would cause consternation?

*burp* Questions? What questions?