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20 Sep 2011, 2:02 pm

Autism is caused by playing with copper coins in infancy.

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20 Sep 2011, 7:43 pm

Autism is cause by not wearing enough aluminum foil while hanging out with aliens.

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20 Sep 2011, 11:08 pm

Autism is caused by playing JRPGs for hours on end every day.

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22 Sep 2011, 6:34 pm

Autism is caused by frigid mommies.

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22 Sep 2011, 6:47 pm

Autism is caused by spankings.

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22 Sep 2011, 7:06 pm

Autism is caused by Borg nanites in the vaccines! The vaccines!

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22 Sep 2011, 7:20 pm

Autism is caused by pop-culture.

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23 Sep 2011, 4:03 pm

Autism is caused by pop-tarts!

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03 Oct 2011, 2:21 am

autism is caused by moms listening to Prince while pregnant.

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03 Oct 2011, 6:49 am

Autism can be 'caused' in people, by people that say we didn't make the moon shot--- "it was a hoax." This causes those mirror neurons to dry up.

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03 Oct 2011, 10:58 am

Autism is caused by Jenny McCarthy, who emits powerful mutagenic chemicals.

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05 Oct 2011, 5:39 pm

autism is caused by Rebecca Black

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05 Oct 2011, 6:49 pm

Autism is caused by cosmic rays.

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10 Oct 2011, 11:54 pm

Autism is caused by me going to Taco Bell, eating a 7-Layer Beefy Burrito, and then straining on the toilet 15 minutes later.

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11 Oct 2011, 12:34 am

Autism is caused by vampires draining the qi of the mother while she is pregnant with the child.

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11 Oct 2011, 8:05 am

autism is caused by Aurora Borealis

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