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23 Dec 2007, 9:57 pm

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Now here we are, about to celebrate the birth of someone who brought considerable grief to his mama, defied the lawful authority of the day, upset the financial establishment, and organised rebellion and sedition. And look how He turned out.


He has many who lived, live, and shall live for Him even before the establishment of His earthly kingdom. Also many who died, die, and will die for His sake - not a suicide bombers but as people who would rather sacrifice their life than reject Christ. He is at the right hand of His Father and will one day show Himself as Lord, but for now we live a life under grace.



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23 Dec 2007, 10:00 pm

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Delivery in 30 minutes or less, or we commit seppuku!


Really? That sounds like a fun place to work. :roll:


You should read the Employee Handbook. I got it from the library. It's a spoof of fast-food franchises.


Burger King was worse than McDonald's in my opinion.



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23 Dec 2007, 10:47 pm

Hungry Jack's (what we call Burger King in Queensland) is OK, except that the oil in the food almost always gives me gas.


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23 Dec 2007, 11:20 pm

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Hungry Jack's (what we call Burger King in Queensland) is OK, except that the oil in the food almost always gives me gas.


I hope you get something besides Hungry Jack for Christmas lunch, then.

See yez later and have a good one, everybody. *Ahem* Santa has a great deal to do before tomorrow. :santa:



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23 Dec 2007, 11:20 pm

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Hungry Jack's (what we call Burger King in Queensland) is OK, except that the oil in the food almost always gives me gas.


Their oil is, as I was told, Crisco. Whatever it is it remains in a gelatinous state until it gets around 150 F. Sausage is deep fried in the same vat as the chicken and other various fried products. If you're assigned to F.C. (Front Counter) it also means Drive through, expedite, dishes, lobby and restrooms. Only job where you don't move around: cook. To know what insults the other staff are throwing at you requires at least a year of Spanish. I have worked for Burger King twice with pretty much the same picture. One reason at least to go to college. :roll:



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23 Dec 2007, 11:22 pm

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Quatermass wrote:
Hungry Jack's (what we call Burger King in Queensland) is OK, except that the oil in the food almost always gives me gas.


I hope you get something besides Hungry Jack for Christmas lunch, then.

See yez later and have a good one, everybody. *Ahem* Santa has a great deal to do before tomorrow. :santa:


Merry Christmas!



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23 Dec 2007, 11:48 pm

Merry Christmas All! :) Here's to hoping a resturant is open christmas day.


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24 Dec 2007, 12:57 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Hungry Jack's (what we call Burger King in Queensland) is OK, except that the oil in the food almost always gives me gas.


Their oil is, as I was told, Crisco. Whatever it is it remains in a gelatinous state until it gets around 150 F. Sausage is deep fried in the same vat as the chicken and other various fried products. If you're assigned to F.C. (Front Counter) it also means Drive through, expedite, dishes, lobby and restrooms. Only job where you don't move around: cook. To know what insults the other staff are throwing at you requires at least a year of Spanish. I have worked for Burger King twice with pretty much the same picture. One reason at least to go to college. :roll:

Ooh, are we spoiling fast food secrets? I hope nobody likes Krispy Kreme. :twisted:

That was the whole reason I worked for the place, to remind myself of just how much I wanted to go to college. The worst part? I've graduated, I've got two degrees, and I've had no luck getting a job that utilizes those degrees...but I could probably still get a job at a fast food place pretty easily. -_-



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24 Dec 2007, 3:43 am

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iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Hungry Jack's (what we call Burger King in Queensland) is OK, except that the oil in the food almost always gives me gas.


Their oil is, as I was told, Crisco. Whatever it is it remains in a gelatinous state until it gets around 150 F. Sausage is deep fried in the same vat as the chicken and other various fried products. If you're assigned to F.C. (Front Counter) it also means Drive through, expedite, dishes, lobby and restrooms. Only job where you don't move around: cook. To know what insults the other staff are throwing at you requires at least a year of Spanish. I have worked for Burger King twice with pretty much the same picture. One reason at least to go to college. :roll:

Ooh, are we spoiling fast food secrets? I hope nobody likes Krispy Kreme. :twisted:

That was the whole reason I worked for the place, to remind myself of just how much I wanted to go to college. The worst part? I've graduated, I've got two degrees, and I've had no luck getting a job that utilizes those degrees...but I could probably still get a job at a fast food place pretty easily. -_-


tell us the krispy kreme secrets!



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24 Dec 2007, 3:53 am

Merry Chirstmas everyone (for tommorrow anyway) :santa:

*wins*


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24 Dec 2007, 3:54 am

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Merry Chirstmas everyone (for tommorrow anyway) :santa:

*wins*


Merry Christmas eve for tomorrow... :P



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24 Dec 2007, 3:57 am

It's already Christams Eve here in the UK. Hey, that means we get to open our presents before you.


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24 Dec 2007, 3:58 am

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It's already Christams Eve here in the UK. Hey, that means we get to open our presents before you.


Damn you! Merry Christmas eve, then.



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24 Dec 2007, 4:00 am

Thanks.

*wins*


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24 Dec 2007, 4:01 am

*win*

is bicycle repair fun?



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24 Dec 2007, 4:13 am

I don't actually repair bicycles, it comes from this sketch:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfzm9dfqBw[/youtube]

That's where the rank Bicycle Repair Man comes from.

In truth, I can't actually Repair Bicycles. I just chose the rank because it fitted with my Monty Python theme.


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