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reginaterrae
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11 May 2010, 6:16 pm

It spoke out of turn and got sent to the principal's office.

Where is the missing piece of that kitchen drain?



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11 May 2010, 6:25 pm

It`s at the hospital still attached to the plumbers index finger.

*inserts finger*


:oops: wrong thread, wrong game


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11 May 2010, 6:26 pm

I mistook it for a piece of cake and ate it.

Where is my homework?


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11 May 2010, 7:47 pm

Submitted, finished or not finished.

Where is a pause of time?


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12 May 2010, 3:13 am

Time just stopped for the last 8 hours in this thread for an inexplicable reason. :?

I wish for a greenhouse.


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12 May 2010, 7:20 am

The solar heating installers are due any minute.

Where is my letter in the post ?


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12 May 2010, 7:24 am

It was misdelivered to Aberdeenshire, UT (Utah).

Where is my floating row cover?



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12 May 2010, 8:24 am

The scarlet lily beatles got a court injunction and had it removed from their property.

Where is my friend the ladybird ?


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12 May 2010, 8:48 am

My friend the robin ate it.

Where are the fledgling robins from the nest by the back porch?



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12 May 2010, 4:15 pm

Enjoying themselves.

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another lawsuit against Tally Man
for falsely accusing me?


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12 May 2010, 5:08 pm

I don't know...err..but I did see the next poster making lots of paper planes which all flew perfectly...


Now where is my favourite coffee mug?


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12 May 2010, 5:53 pm

In the dishwasher.

Where's that bottle of pinot grigio?



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12 May 2010, 6:11 pm

Smashed by a very clumsy elf.

Where is my cheese?


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12 May 2010, 6:17 pm

Thrown away -- it had glass shards in it from the broken wine bottle :(

Where is my comb?



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12 May 2010, 6:39 pm

Honey, the bees came past and took it.

Where is my pair of protective gauntlets ?


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12 May 2010, 6:51 pm

You threw them down, don't you remember?

Where is my latest copy of Cooks Illustrated?