Board index › Off Topic Discussion › Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc.

Humor: "Autism is caused by ________."

Page 182 of 195 [ 3117 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, 185 ... 195  Next

Previous topic | Next topic

DataJinx
Sea Gull
Sea Gull

User avatar

Joined: 24 Sep 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 224

11 Oct 2011, 3:56 pm

Autism is caused by an imbalance of the humours.


_________________
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying. -Oscar Wilde
Doctor Who? XLII


MsMarginalized
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jul 2011
Age: 59
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,854
Location: Lost in the Delta Quadrant

11 Oct 2011, 5:34 pm

Autism is caused by hate mongers.



NZaspiegirl016
Sea Gull
Sea Gull

User avatar

Joined: 10 Oct 2011
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 216
Location: Somewhere in Aspergian New Zealand

11 Oct 2011, 8:48 pm

Autism is caused by the mother being bullied into social isolation while pregnant, thus the child's social skills are disrupted.


_________________
My blog: http://aspergersthroughateenseyes.blogspot.com/
ASPERGERS = Awesome Smart Pleasant Excelling Rare Gorgeous Enchanting Reliable Super
Diagnosed Asperger's aged 5 and a half


MsMarginalized
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jul 2011
Age: 59
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,854
Location: Lost in the Delta Quadrant

12 Oct 2011, 6:38 pm

Autism is caused by not eating enough BANANA SPLITS....and what is this all about my stealing NZaspiegirl016's avatar????



1Superman4Me
Butterfly
Butterfly

User avatar

Joined: 25 Sep 2011
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 9

13 Oct 2011, 10:39 am

Autism is caused by BARACK OBAMA!! !!
jk



richie
Supporting Member
Supporting Member

User avatar

Joined: 9 Jan 2007
Age: 67
Gender: Male
Posts: 30,142
Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania

13 Oct 2011, 10:56 am

Autism is caused by too much autism Speaks and not enough WrongPlanet.... :P


_________________
Life! Liberty!...and Perseveration!!.....
Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross references.....
My Blog: http://richiesroom.wordpress.com/


MONKEY
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2009
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 9,896
Location: Stoke, England (sometimes :P)

13 Oct 2011, 11:31 am

Autism is caused by sour grapes


_________________
What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.


MsMarginalized
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jul 2011
Age: 59
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,854
Location: Lost in the Delta Quadrant

13 Oct 2011, 10:58 pm

1Superman4Me wrote:
Autism is caused by BARACK OBAMA!! !!
jk


Maybe THAT was what he organized in the community? :lol:



DataJinx
Sea Gull
Sea Gull

User avatar

Joined: 24 Sep 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 224

14 Oct 2011, 8:41 pm

Autism is caused by vaccines.


_________________
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying. -Oscar Wilde
Doctor Who? XLII


MsMarginalized
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jul 2011
Age: 59
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,854
Location: Lost in the Delta Quadrant

14 Oct 2011, 9:23 pm

Autism is caused by "well baby check ups"



Burnbridge
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 24 Aug 2011
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 971
Location: Columbus, Ohio

14 Oct 2011, 10:51 pm

Autism is caused by a localized, spontaneous excess of phlogiston in the lumeniferous aether, which evokes a primordial singularity that strikes the phrenological sites of the skull governing social behavior and empathy (and other pertinent regions), searing away the sanguine humor and leaving a concentration of the choleric, melancholic and phlegmatic humors.



CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,167
Location: In my own little country

14 Oct 2011, 11:40 pm

Autism is caused by spankings.


_________________
The Family Schlager


DataJinx
Sea Gull
Sea Gull

User avatar

Joined: 24 Sep 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 224

15 Oct 2011, 11:15 am

Autism is caused by too much computer and tv use.


_________________
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying. -Oscar Wilde
Doctor Who? XLII


MsMarginalized
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jul 2011
Age: 59
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,854
Location: Lost in the Delta Quadrant

15 Oct 2011, 7:13 pm

Autism is caused by not enough chocolate chips in the chocolate chip cookies (& I have that on the good authority of a certain BLUE fuzzy monster from Sesame St.!)



danmac
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 22 Mar 2010
Age: 52
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,652
Location: chi town burbs

17 Oct 2011, 6:03 pm

come on, you all don't know? really.
well it's all the wires and transformers for the telephone lines, and the pestisides in the water....ya and have heard the gov. is now doing tests of the water, but there poisoning the water!, ya and that whole katrina thing was all the gov. because they want to see what is going to happen on 2012. ya and autism was all a test in germany back in the 40's, they were using mercury to try to unlock the power core in all our minds. the elite upper class has polluted the air to block all our true mental powers witch would overpower them for sure, but only a few know this and untill a tipping point can be reached we who know must hide and grow internaly, untill that day we save the earth.


_________________
everything is funny if your looking at it right


CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,167
Location: In my own little country

17 Oct 2011, 7:18 pm

Autism is caused by Remembrance Day.


_________________
The Family Schlager