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12 May 2010, 6:59 pm

It was mistaken for the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated.

Where is my toothbrush?


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12 May 2010, 7:02 pm

You don`t want to know - we had burglars !


Where is my guard dog ?


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12 May 2010, 7:05 pm

In the dog house, still enjoying the juicy bone delivered by those burglars...

Where is my free time?


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12 May 2010, 7:15 pm

The burglars stole it.

Where is my diamond tiara?



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12 May 2010, 7:18 pm

Well I guess you too were burgled...

Where are my neighbours?


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12 May 2010, 7:40 pm

In your house, rigging tiny cameras where you can't see them!

Where is my webcam?


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13 May 2010, 7:23 am

The Standards of Decency Board confiscated it 8O

Where is my white bandanna?



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13 May 2010, 11:41 am

With your red bandanna that you lost the other day.

Where is my 6 feet long 1970's style rainbow coloured scarf?


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13 May 2010, 2:07 pm

Where is my 6 feet long 1970's style rainbow coloured scarf? Being washed as it was dirty..

Where is my sense of serrenity?



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13 May 2010, 2:34 pm

It left quietly when you shouted at it.

Where is my decoy sea eagle ?


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13 May 2010, 4:57 pm

I'm afraid that sea gull has been eatened and seasoned by twin brother supergirlian... :lol:

Where is my welcome back? :P


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13 May 2010, 5:12 pm

Welcome back Superboy Ian.

Where is the toothpaste?


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13 May 2010, 6:24 pm

I ran out of wallpaper paste so I used that instead.

Where is my battery charger ?


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14 May 2010, 6:15 am

Being recharged.

Where's my umbrella?



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14 May 2010, 6:17 am

It is hiding. It doesn't like to get wet. Maybe you should get an umbrella for it?

Where is my other letter from the taxman?


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14 May 2010, 6:19 am

Deliberately delayed so the gov't can collect a few more days' interest on your refund.

Where is that new bottle of shampoo I bought the other day?