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17 Oct 2011, 7:58 pm

Autism is cause by forgetfullness day (which is never celebrated; 'cause everyone forgot to!)



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19 Oct 2011, 5:56 pm

Autism is caused by insect bites & stings.



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19 Oct 2011, 8:00 pm

peanut butter and salami sandwiches for midnight snacks.....


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19 Oct 2011, 9:40 pm

Oh, uh! Richie forgot to say "Autism is caused by ___________"
Autism is caused by that.



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20 Oct 2011, 4:24 pm

Autism is caused by having someone such as a brother poking you all the time.
Autism is caused by loud noises.



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20 Oct 2011, 5:51 pm

Autism is caused by being in a negative atmosphere for a prolonged time.



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21 Oct 2011, 4:32 pm

Autism is caused by reading any book upside-down.


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21 Oct 2011, 7:00 pm

Autism is caused by un-spayed & un-neutered pets.



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22 Oct 2011, 4:17 am

Autism is caused by Freemason-controlled world!!



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22 Oct 2011, 8:22 am

autism is caused by solar flares


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22 Oct 2011, 11:55 am

Autism is caused by the sighting of the extreamly rare virtually unnoticeably slightly oranger Oompa Loompa that is said to be 0.1235813213455% more cheerful than the rest of the Oompa Loompas, during REM sleep by the pregnant mother which she will only be able to see if by the moment of conception of the mother of the mother's great great great great great gtreat great great ... times 564 grandmother her mother did not had tetraphobia. Either that or Neanderthal genes from Cro-Magnon/Neanderthal hybrids in the person's lineage.



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22 Oct 2011, 12:13 pm

Autism's existance can be explained by the butterfly effect in the Chaos theory triggered by the flapping of a giant dragonfly during the paleozoic era.



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22 Oct 2011, 12:19 pm

godoftruemercy wrote:
Autism is caused by Jenny McCarthy, who emits powerful mutagenic chemicals.


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22 Oct 2011, 1:47 pm

Autism is caused by thinking about getting a BF/GF way too much.


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22 Oct 2011, 8:33 pm

Autism is cause by tooth decay.



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23 Oct 2011, 5:05 pm

autism is caused by sociable generalists suffering from severely impaired perception who agree on their condition being typical. just in case someone didnt figure that out yet.