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Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
banned for having soggy hair, for lying in the mud pits for too long. and not letting the hyaenas use it.
Iamaparakeet Veteran
Joined: 1 Mar 2015Gender: MalePosts: 1,221Location: Irrelevant
Banned because hamsters exist!
Banned because Norilsk exists. Yuk.
Banned because I have no idea what you're talking about!
Matthaeus Veteran
Joined: 6 Jun 2012Age: 44Gender: MalePosts: 3,640
Banned because you lack imagination.
Banished for thou art an expert in the ways of hypocrisy and manipulation!
Like Rodrigo Borgia Banished to a desert for thou hast the gall to banish a nobleman like I!
Banished to the vacuum of space for I am descended from kings literally.
Banned for you royal arrogance.
ban't for thine inability to serve me a cup of frothy cocoa.
Banished for the desiring of frothy cocoa!
TheAP Veteran
Joined: 28 Dec 2014Age: 27Gender: FemalePosts: 20,314Location: Canada
Banned because we don't allow parakeets around here.
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,386Location: United Kingdom
Banned because there's no such thing as a boring frothy parakeet, or at least there shouldn't be.
Banned for bringing up the topic of birds.
Banned for mistaking the specific for the general. I didn't have any specific general in mind, by the way...
Banned for making things so complicated.