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Booyakasha
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03 Apr 2015, 2:37 am

:lmao: that would be neat, or even a Turing Machine!

banned for not programming Turing Machine to wake you up!

Kiprobalhato
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03 Apr 2015, 2:57 am

buhjesus how would that work.

banned for not synthesizing a bedtime smoothie that would activate and come to life when you are due for waking, nagging you for air.

or for simply not renting julie.

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לא לשמוע כלום
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וזה הכל אהובי, זה הכל.

Booyakasha
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03 Apr 2015, 3:02 am

yeah, alarm smoothie, eh?

banned for refusing to rent Julie since apparently I can't scratch her as good as you can :evil:

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03 Apr 2015, 5:19 am

Banned because alarms and scratches don’t mix.

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03 Apr 2015, 11:21 am

Banned for the flashing lights on that snowman of yours... It's no longer Christmas turn off the lights please.

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04 Apr 2015, 10:32 pm

Banned for trying to keep everyone in the dark.

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Kiprobalhato
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05 Apr 2015, 1:52 am

Banned for not wanting to embrace a state of solitude.

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הכי, הכי עמוקים
לא לשמוע כלום
לא לדעת כלום
וזה הכל אהובי, זה הכל.

Booyakasha
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05 Apr 2015, 2:07 am

Banned for refusing to embrace a duck.

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