Where is my..... [Game]

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Where is my carrot? It had been ate by jenny..

Where is my sense of self improvement?

It is backpacking around the world trying to find itself.

Where is my Pink Panther mug?

It's flying... with me in the air.

Where is my teleportation device?

A guy named Brundle took it.

Where's my coffee

In TallyMan's Pink Panther mug.

Where did all the juice go out of this strangely dry grapefruit??

The grocer squeezed them all dry to make extra money selling the juice separately.

Where is the big wood-pigeon that steals my veg?

Wow, in France you have wooden veg-stealing pigeons? Totally sci-fi, man. Are you sure you didn't imagine it?

Where is the person who will actually CANCEL my phone service, instead of these morons who insist on trying to convince me to not only move but upgrade it? aaargh

The person is located in a call centre in India.

Where is my rain? None for 6 weeks now! The garden is not happy.

Unfortunately, it's here in Maryland today. I just hope it moves over to you by Saturday!

Where is my ... um ... where are my fur slippers?

Being worn by Naomi Campbell on a catwalk fashion show in Paris.

Where is my shoe dubbing (polish)?

You used it all up, polishing your gardening clogs.

Where is my lunch?

It got packed with the kitchen utensils.

Where is my evening meal?

In the mail!

Where is my 3rd chicken?

It lost count and went to the end of the line again.

Where is my Ferrari?

In the trash bin after you mistakenly tried to grind pea gravel.

Where are my contact lenses?

Trying to contact you about their whereabouts.

Where are my garden gloves?