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reginaterrae
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17 May 2010, 12:20 pm

The ones you wore in the ring with Mike Tyson? Tore up, son, all tore up.

Where is the phone number to change my homeowner's insurance for renter's insurance?



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17 May 2010, 12:52 pm

You`ve obviously lost it. Was it not insured ?

Where is my wet dry cleaning carrier ?


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17 May 2010, 1:01 pm

It got carried away and left.

Where are my slippers - the pink fluffy ones with pompoms on?


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17 May 2010, 1:43 pm

They were taken apart and made into a very fetching wig.

Where is the rest of the dark chocolate ice cream with almonds?



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17 May 2010, 2:33 pm

They are still in the rest room.

Where is my ice scraper ?


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17 May 2010, 3:13 pm

Where is my ice scraper ? Currently being used...


Where is my writing skills? :oops:



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17 May 2010, 4:36 pm

Superseded by your reading skills.

Where is my porridge?


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17 May 2010, 4:38 pm

Nom nom nom... Wrongplanet. **whoopsy** :oops:

Where is my snack? :evil:


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17 May 2010, 4:50 pm

Looks like you've traded your snack for luvmyaspie's porridge!

Where are the rest of the empty packing boxes?



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17 May 2010, 5:41 pm

Packed away ready to move to your new house.

Where is my cup of cocoa?


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17 May 2010, 5:43 pm

In the microwave?

Where is my dark chocolate ice cream with almonds?? (I bought a new carton today!)



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17 May 2010, 6:30 pm

It`s turned into your light chocolate ice cream with almonds because I put the lamp on.

Where`s my special wrapping paper ?


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17 May 2010, 7:16 pm

Right there under the dish of milk you are using to wet the back of that stamp.

Where is my hen, Penelope? Is there a special Heaven for good chickens??



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17 May 2010, 8:28 pm

No, your hen is in your backyard enjoying herself.

Where is my dinner?


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17 May 2010, 11:50 pm

In the microwave.



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18 May 2010, 6:12 am

At the end of your neck.

Where is my favorite chair?