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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
The ones you wore in the ring with Mike Tyson? Tore up, son, all tore up. Where is the phone number to change my homeowner's insurance for renter's insurance?
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
You`ve obviously lost it. Was it not insured ? Where is my wet dry cleaning carrier ?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
It got carried away and left. Where are my slippers - the pink fluffy ones with pompoms on?
They were taken apart and made into a very fetching wig. Where is the rest of the dark chocolate ice cream with almonds?
They are still in the rest room. Where is my ice scraper ?
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Where is my ice scraper ? Currently being used... Where is my writing skills?
luvmyaspie Veteran
Joined: 31 Mar 2010Age: 61Gender: FemalePosts: 921Location: QLD Australia
Superseded by your reading skills. Where is my porridge?
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
Nom nom nom... Wrongplanet. **whoopsy** Where is my snack?
Looks like you've traded your snack for luvmyaspie's porridge! Where are the rest of the empty packing boxes?
Packed away ready to move to your new house. Where is my cup of cocoa?
In the microwave? Where is my dark chocolate ice cream with almonds?? (I bought a new carton today!)
It`s turned into your light chocolate ice cream with almonds because I put the lamp on. Where`s my special wrapping paper ?
Right there under the dish of milk you are using to wet the back of that stamp. Where is my hen, Penelope? Is there a special Heaven for good chickens??
AnonymousAnonymous Veteran
Joined: 23 Nov 2006Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 76,306Location: Portland, Oregon
No, your hen is in your backyard enjoying herself. Where is my dinner?
liloleme Veteran
Joined: 8 Jun 2008Age: 58Gender: FemalePosts: 1,762Location: France
In the microwave. Where is my head?
At the end of your neck. Where is my favorite chair?