Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but now you are stuck in the egyption museum

I wish I had a gaming laptop...

Granted! but its got a busted fan... dont push it or you will overheat!

I wish i werent stuck in an egyptian museum.

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Granted, now it's a Chinese museum

A busted fan is easy to fix, so I'll still take it

I wish for some money, and if counterfeit then at least good enough to buy candy

Granted! its a stolen credit card!

I wish i werent in ANY museum but still mummy wrapped in my giant blood pressure cuff

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Granted, now your in the center of a dead sun

I wish for night vision eyes

Granted! you are blind during the day!

I wish i was in my house mummy wrapped in my giant blood pressure cuff

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Granted, but a flood comes and wases you away

I wish my brother was less annoying

Granted! your mother is more annoying..

I wish to be mummy wrapped in two giant blood pressure cuffs and squeezed tightly by both

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Granted, but you lose blood flow to your head and... Yeah

I wish I knew what happens when blood stops flowing to your head.

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Granted but you die slowly and painfully
I wish there is nothing wrong with me.

Granted! you must wrap this blood pressure cuff around your head to cure yourself

I wish i could live inside my giant blood ppressure cuff

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted, but due to a fault you are squashed to the size of a pea.

I wish this site was less addictive.

Granted! but you die from withdrawl

(would i be a dead pea sized Strapples or still living... still living woujd just mean its ultra ultra tight..)

I wish more people in this world understood my obsessions with things like blood pressure cuffs

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but they become so popular they are sold out and you can't get them any more

I wish my glass was full.

Granted! full of crap

I wish to own the factory that makes blood pressure cuffs... and keep a stash for myself, and sell the rest

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Unfortunately you buy the factory using a rubber cheque which is bounced and you are left broke.

I wish my glass was full of clean clear drinking water in a clean glass.