Joined: 9 Jan 2013 Gender: Male Posts: 12,948 Location: Queensland
03 May 2022, 7:15 am
Writes his shopping lists on toilet paper.
_________________ It is easy to go down into Hell; Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air – There's the rub, the task.
Joined: 9 Jan 2013 Gender: Male Posts: 12,948 Location: Queensland
08 May 2022, 12:06 am
He writes shopping lists
Like a Japanese haiku
Then shops at Aldi
_________________ It is easy to go down into Hell; Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air – There's the rub, the task.
Joined: 28 Jan 2022 Age: 43 Gender: Male Posts: 845 Location: Standing behind you
11 May 2022, 12:04 pm
Enters a £1 shop and buys a single item with a £50 note. Explains his actions by saying "it takes a hammer to crack a nut". Keeps a straight face and walks out of the shop whistling the national anthem.
Joined: 9 Jan 2013 Gender: Male Posts: 12,948 Location: Queensland
12 May 2022, 5:52 am
Sings the German national anthem every time he buys sushi.
_________________ It is easy to go down into Hell; Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air – There's the rub, the task.