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Polynechramorph
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17 May 2022, 8:16 am

wishes he had rhythm and wasn't tone deaf.


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17 May 2022, 8:17 am

Shares a cell with Radish.


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17 May 2022, 8:18 am

Put me in a cell with Mr Farty Pants!


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17 May 2022, 8:25 am

Broke the record for being quickest to Veteran status.


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17 May 2022, 8:28 am

(I did that under my previous username) :P

Posts faster than postman Pat.

(Bye for now... I'm off to erm... plant some radishes...)


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17 May 2022, 9:24 am

Talks to himself frequently. (I'm back, but going again... sweetcorn seedlings to plant.)


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17 May 2022, 9:48 am

Keeps loose change in his knickers.


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17 May 2022, 12:20 pm

Keeps her knickers in her purse.


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17 May 2022, 12:22 pm

frequently jingles said change.


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17 May 2022, 12:23 pm

Claimed he was trying to steal my change... I've got doubts.


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17 May 2022, 12:42 pm

wishes he could just say no.


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17 May 2022, 12:45 pm

Puts a burglar alarm in his knickers.


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17 May 2022, 12:49 pm

Keeps burglars in her knickers! 8O


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17 May 2022, 12:52 pm

:lol: :lol:

Plays hide and seek with ants.


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17 May 2022, 12:53 pm

Plays hide and seek with my aunts and uncles.


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17 May 2022, 12:54 pm

Is the uncle.


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