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Radish
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18 May 2022, 7:28 am

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!


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18 May 2022, 7:34 am

Meditates in a grave after giving birth to his family.


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18 May 2022, 8:12 am

Disturbs my meditation playing heavy rock music in the garden and having 20 guests at your party trampling all over me. :evil:


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18 May 2022, 8:34 am

Has a strange predisposition for root vegetables which oddly, is very catching.


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18 May 2022, 9:06 am

Is a bowel movement.


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18 May 2022, 9:13 am

Can be very charming at times, when not posting on WP. :)


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18 May 2022, 9:24 am

Is a snake charmer and is currently dating a python.


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18 May 2022, 9:29 am

Takes his potatoes for a walk everyday.


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18 May 2022, 9:30 am

I'm hardly going to go anywhere without them am I? Unless you are planning on chopping those off too?


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18 May 2022, 9:43 am

RIP


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18 May 2022, 9:44 am

Radish in pieces ? 8O What an epitaph.


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18 May 2022, 9:49 am

Banned for pushing the wrong button



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18 May 2022, 9:50 am

Bizarrely bans people in the wrong thread. :P


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18 May 2022, 9:52 am

Is doing strange things in East Anglia



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18 May 2022, 9:53 am

Lives in East Anglia, how bizarre!


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18 May 2022, 10:00 am

Keeps saying there are witches.