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CosmicRuss
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18 May 2010, 3:34 pm

*Buzz* Sorry your time is up.

Where is my brother`s keeper ?


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18 May 2010, 3:55 pm

Where is my brother`s keeper ? Not far from you..

Where is my destination?



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18 May 2010, 4:45 pm

3rd door on the left.

Where is my ibuprofen?



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19 May 2010, 8:59 am

You forgot to buy some...

Where are the cereal box prizes?


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19 May 2010, 11:27 am

Just send $1000 (to cover postage and packing) to the address on the box to receive your free comb.

Where is my apple?


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19 May 2010, 3:57 pm

Granny Smith made a pie with it.

Where is my sandlewood shower gel ?


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19 May 2010, 4:07 pm

The previous poster (TallyMan) used it all and it seems to have taken years off his appearance! You're looking good TallyMan! I bet you didn't know it was also a youth serum.

Where is something to make me look 20 years younger?


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19 May 2010, 4:48 pm

I'd offer you some of the same serum, but unfortunately I used to lot! :lol:

I say, where is my bowler and brolly?


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19 May 2010, 5:12 pm

The zombie in the Prize Machine took them.

Where is my lucky charm?


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19 May 2010, 5:14 pm

Bad luck - I lost it when I went to the loo at the Bingo Hall.

Where is my full house ?


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19 May 2010, 5:22 pm

The 1000 people will be there shortly, I've put your address on Facebook along with an advert for the rave and free beer :wink:

Where is my bed?


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19 May 2010, 5:25 pm

In your bedroom. Sadly, your bedroom and the rest of your house just flew somewhere over the rainbow.

Where are my ruby slippers?


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19 May 2010, 6:00 pm

Toto chewed them all up and is at the vet having dental treatment.

Where is my denture bath ?


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19 May 2010, 11:20 pm

It ran away with the Polident.

Where is my chocolate chai?


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20 May 2010, 2:59 am

My god found it and scoffed it.

Where is my taxi cab?


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20 May 2010, 6:00 am

Lost ... seems he misunderstood your accent and is driving around in circles looking for the wrong address!

Where is my bread knife?