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munstead
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18 May 2022, 3:38 pm

Confuses crocodiles with alligators.

Radish
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18 May 2022, 3:41 pm

Has a handbag made from crocodile skin to contrast with his alligator skin shoes.

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18 May 2022, 3:43 pm

Nice.

Uses a radish as a cod piece.

Radish
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18 May 2022, 3:47 pm

Uses a haddock as a cod piece and a cod as his hat.

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19 May 2022, 7:13 am

Enjoys being slapped ( yeah we'll call it that) with flatfish.

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Radish
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19 May 2022, 8:02 am

Holds weekly snail races in his garden. The winner is toasted with garlic butter.

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19 May 2022, 8:19 am

Puts glue on weakest scrawniest looking ones.

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Radish
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19 May 2022, 8:40 am

Takes slugs from his garden and fires them at his neighbour's cat with a catapult.

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19 May 2022, 8:44 am

Has a cat who can play tennis with garden slugs.

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Radish
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19 May 2022, 8:45 am

Takes his pet snail for a walk in the park every day. It takes around 8 hours.

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19 May 2022, 8:46 am

Is a snail spotter.

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Convention is the last refuge for the unimaginative! Oscar Wilde(ish)

Radish
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19 May 2022, 8:48 am

Is a tail spotter!

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19 May 2022, 8:56 am

Has a spotted tail.

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Murihiku
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19 May 2022, 9:25 am

Tattoos spots on leopards.

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Radish
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19 May 2022, 10:21 am

Broke into the Louvre and painted a tattoo on Mona Lisa's forehead depicting a radish.

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19 May 2022, 10:50 am

Thinks roots are the cause of all his problems.

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