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Radish
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20 May 2022, 11:44 am

Is a popular visitor to the local zoo where she charms the snakes, fondles the frogs and cuddles the koalas.


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20 May 2022, 11:46 am

Is the only one who can actually get her out on a day pass.


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20 May 2022, 11:50 am

Drives her to her daily chiropodist appointment to have her finger and toe nails trimmed.


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20 May 2022, 11:52 am

Collects my finger and toe nails.


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20 May 2022, 12:01 pm

regularly uses different colours of nail polish so that his collection can have some variance.


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20 May 2022, 12:14 pm

(Uses the finger and toe nails as garnish on my salad. :P )

Plaits the hair on her feet each day.


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20 May 2022, 1:37 pm

:lol:

Thinks I'm Maris Crane.


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20 May 2022, 1:45 pm

:lol: (both of you numpties)

has a really annoying habit of making me constantly google stuff.


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20 May 2022, 2:43 pm

Makes their own twiglets from twigs and marmite.



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20 May 2022, 2:46 pm

^ Don't knock it until you've tasted them.

Apparently has very limited food tastes, preferring to eat termites in peanut butter.


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20 May 2022, 2:52 pm

Is an an ancient monument open year round with a cafe.



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20 May 2022, 5:12 pm

Caused Polynechramorph to check into a psych ward after he lost his job, home and life because he was badly affected by the image Munstead created in his head on 'banned'.

Disclaimer: this post is not making light of homelessness and mental health; you must all join hands and fart for his recovery.


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20 May 2022, 10:51 pm

Actually likes baked beans, and isn't too picky about how she ingests them either.


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21 May 2022, 11:37 am

Works in a factory as a bake bean tester, trying them all day long. For some reason finds it difficult to get in a long term relationship.


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21 May 2022, 11:48 am

Can't pronounce the word "beans" properly. Says it the same way one would say "sceance".



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21 May 2022, 12:15 pm

Keeps stealing Appa from me.


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