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munstead Veteran
Joined: 28 Jan 2022Age: 42Gender: MalePosts: 845Location: Standing behind you
Gets his John Thomas stuck in his flies on average three times a week.
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Somehow is always there offering to rescue said John Thomas!
Is now doing it on purpose.
Is a well known fly fisherman.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Became female to help win tug of war!
Became female to avoid willy waving contests.
Still doesn't know a thing about being female
You're not kidding... still not figured out how to get this bra on.
Took him 8mins to realise it was a gun holster.
Takes a water pistol to work... just in case.
I really did you know!Travels in a shopping trolley.
Took a bus to work... the driver wants it back!
Kidnapped Polystoneface.What have you done to it?
The stone faced one is my hostage until we win the tug of war. She goes around kidnapping WP members for me to hold hostage.
He's already eaten half of them
You forgot to de-stone the stone faced guy - I broke a tooth!