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28 May 2022, 3:41 am

Kidnapped my testicles and held them hostage until women won the tug of war thread! 8O


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28 May 2022, 6:59 am

Self publishes erotic fiction where the lead is Boris Johnson and the love interest is a silver fox in his 60s, with a penchant for radishes. His books have so far only been bought by an elderly lady in Bexhill-on-Sea who has a pet tarantula by the name of Gerald.



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28 May 2022, 8:03 am

^ :lol: Wow. Almost a novel there too!

Self publishes books on advanced mathematics including questions and incorrect answers to torment his students.


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28 May 2022, 11:27 am

Self published a book on how to torture flying bison's.


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28 May 2022, 12:06 pm

Is often hired by the CIA as an expert interrogator specialising in torture and waterboarding root vegetables.


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28 May 2022, 12:25 pm

Specialises in extraordinary rendition via magic carpet.



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28 May 2022, 12:41 pm

Sold me a fake magic flying carpet! I'm lucky to be alive after it fell off the mountain. It didn't fly at all. :evil:


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28 May 2022, 12:46 pm

Still thinks he's Aladdin.


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28 May 2022, 12:50 pm

I know it was you who put him up to it... you're one of the forty thieves aren't you? :evil:


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28 May 2022, 1:28 pm

At the wolf moon can be found rubbing aladdin's lamp in the privacy of his own attic.



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28 May 2022, 1:29 pm

Can often be found rubbing something in the privacy of his own home. :lol:


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28 May 2022, 1:33 pm

I do have a large collection of silver.

Has bought occam's razor for his hirsute sister.



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28 May 2022, 1:37 pm

Lays straw on the floor for the rest of his litter. :P


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28 May 2022, 1:38 pm

Rejects the handshake in favour of a good old crotch sniff.



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28 May 2022, 1:40 pm

Runs up to complete strangers and grabs their hand shaking it vigorously saying "How wonderful to see you again!"


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28 May 2022, 1:42 pm

Imitates random members of the public when walking down the High Street.