Where is my..... [Game]

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You were blunt with it so it left all cut-up.

Where is my French baguette?

Out sweet-talking the honeysuckle.

Where is my breakfast?

It got broken.

Where is my boiled egg?

Standing in front of the fan, having hot flashes

Where is my toothbrush?

At the bottom of the third crate underneath the egg cups.

Where is my pencil sharpener?

I borrowed it to make some mulch using the old tree.

Where is my phone call from the garage ?

They are frightened to call you. It is going to cost 3 times more than they advised you.

Where is my bow tie?

^ My car is under warranty, the white [now orange] indicator bulbs were £8 each.

There was a manufacturers recall.
Your violin case is now upgraded to a velcro fastening.

Where is my netbook ?

Divers are dredging the river for it right now.

Where is my kitchen knife?

It wanted to sharpen up its image so it has gone off to see a fashion stylist in Paris.

Where is my next can of cold ginger beer ? I`ve finished this one you see.

It didn't like being left in the cold and is now gingerly hiding.

Whereismyspacebaronthiscomputeritseemstobemissing?

I will refer you to the most Honourable Regina`s answer to you yesterday.

Where is my postcard and glass that I use for ejecting spiders from my home ?

Confiscated, you are now required to give spiders an eviction notice first and wait a minimum of three months while any appeals are levied by the spider concerned. The spider reserves the right to reoccupy your house - specifically your bath tub in the event of a dispute.

Where is my sanity?

That comes the day after your vanity is delivered.

Where is my cat food dish ?

The cat has taken it around your neighbours asking for more food donations.

Where is my bicycle?

It has gone on a trip with Jenny and John they have such fun together as a threesome.

Where is my broom cupboard door ?