Humor: "Autism is caused by ________."

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02 Feb 2012, 8:29 pm

Autism is caused by eating too much chocolate.

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02 Feb 2012, 9:44 pm

Autism is caused by eating only the green M&Ms

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Autistic/BAP -123 aloof, 124 rigid and 108 pragmatic
Autism Spectrum quotient: 41, Empathy Quotient: 19

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02 Feb 2012, 9:49 pm

Autism is caused by eating Reese's Pieces.

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02 Feb 2012, 9:53 pm

Autism is caused by extra long toenails.

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Autistic/BAP -123 aloof, 124 rigid and 108 pragmatic
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02 Feb 2012, 10:07 pm

Autism is caused by chewing on your fingernails.

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02 Feb 2012, 10:16 pm

Autism is caused by meteor showers.

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Autistic/BAP -123 aloof, 124 rigid and 108 pragmatic
Autism Spectrum quotient: 41, Empathy Quotient: 19

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02 Feb 2012, 10:29 pm

Autism is caused by developing a fear of humor.

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02 Feb 2012, 10:48 pm

Autism is caused by chewing chewing gum left on the bedpost overnight.

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Neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 38 of 200
Autistic/BAP -123 aloof, 124 rigid and 108 pragmatic
Autism Spectrum quotient: 41, Empathy Quotient: 19

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04 Feb 2012, 4:14 am

Autism is caused by massive Hello Kitty collections.

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04 Feb 2012, 2:17 pm

Autism is caused by having a large Beanie Baby collection.

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05 Feb 2012, 10:06 am

Autism is caused by high levels of signal leakage from transmitting cables and wires

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06 Feb 2012, 11:10 am

Autism is caused by too much reality tv.

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06 Feb 2012, 3:40 pm

Autism is caused by ingrowing toenails.

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06 Feb 2012, 8:21 pm

Autism is caused by ingrown hairs that will make
you go crazy by making you itch.

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08 Feb 2012, 11:45 pm

autims is not "caused" it just happens if you land here from another planet and you can not understand a bloody thing. but it's a job being here, and you have to keep it.

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08 Feb 2012, 11:48 pm

Autism is caused by not internalizing a mental copy of The Prince by the good St. Nicc.

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