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29 May 2022, 2:24 am

i do ;) :study:

rains his essence on his potted plants.



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29 May 2022, 2:32 am

Is designing a perfume called 'Essence of Pol Pot'.


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29 May 2022, 2:33 am

is working on his latest invention, a non-luminiferous ether enhancer.



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29 May 2022, 4:42 am

His butt has a butt.


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29 May 2022, 4:48 am

She abuts on an abutment, but this cannot but be.....well, you get the picture (don't you but just)

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29 May 2022, 4:55 am

Ended up in hospital after being attacked with a water pistol.


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29 May 2022, 5:29 am

buys dihydrous oxide at the store for a buck a bottle.



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29 May 2022, 8:41 am

Sells weeds from his backyard as "weed".


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29 May 2022, 6:42 pm

Is a real life James Franco character from Pineapple Express.


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30 May 2022, 3:40 am

By day is a respectable member of society, but by evening turns into a Jehovah's Witness and bashes on people's doors trying to convert unsuspecting citizens into bible bashing religious zealots.


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30 May 2022, 4:02 am

Deals with his sensory and anxiety issues when shopping by getting a feline spirit animal and then taking a supermarket to court and making the national news, instead of doing an online delivery from the comfort and peace of his abode.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61596623



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30 May 2022, 4:22 am

(I saw it on the TV news)

Has no problem taking his feline companion lion around the supermarket. Everyone leaves the store in a hurry to allow him to shop in peace. How considerate of them.


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30 May 2022, 6:45 am

Has an emotional support honey badger.



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30 May 2022, 6:47 am

Sits on the pavement outside supermarkets and badgers the customers.


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30 May 2022, 6:52 am

Puts sun cream on when the weather is poor because they think it makes the sun come out.



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30 May 2022, 6:53 am

Thinks it doesn't ? 8O


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