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munstead
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30 May 2022, 6:55 am

No, that's ice lollies.

Loudly declares that correlation equals causation at Speakers Corner.

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30 May 2022, 6:57 am

Thinks that Speaker's Corner is a rare neurological condition.

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30 May 2022, 7:18 am

Stands on squeakers corner and invites people to prod and poke him, where he makes a squeaky sound.

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30 May 2022, 7:27 am

Consumes three litres of cabbage soup before riding up and down the elevators of The Shard, London.

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30 May 2022, 7:32 am

Oh God, you must have been in the elevator. Sorry for the erm... aroma.

Has volunteered to be the first person in the world to receive a brain transplant.

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30 May 2022, 7:40 am

Was refused a brain transplant because his spinal cord sounds like a C Major chord when massaged.

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30 May 2022, 8:02 am

Has successful received a brain transplant from his pet Hamster.

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30 May 2022, 8:17 am

Bought a clownfish after watching Finding Nemo.

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30 May 2022, 8:59 am

Sold me the clown fish but failed to tell me it had so many bones and wouldn't taste very nice served in batter with chips and mushy peas.

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30 May 2022, 10:09 am

Went for a sMRI but they could only see an outline of a peanut and a monkey.

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30 May 2022, 10:24 am

After an experimental form of sMRI he turns green when angry and smashes all the crockery in his house. Spends a fortune buying new shirts.

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30 May 2022, 10:25 am

LOL

Boil burster for The Hulk.

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30 May 2022, 11:30 am

He's not the Hulk...he's the Green Giant sweetcorn man.

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30 May 2022, 11:33 am

She’s the Sweetcorn Lady who knows how to make that sweet butter which tastes great on corn

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30 May 2022, 11:38 am

Is the multi millionaire owner of Kraft foods limited.

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30 May 2022, 11:50 am

Uses Kraft foods to smuggle crystal meth.

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