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16 Sep 2007, 8:48 pm

Granted but your sister's new man is a total ass!

I wish someone could cure me of my current sadness.

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16 Sep 2007, 8:52 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted but your sister's new man is a total ass!

I wish someone could cure me of my current sadness.

Hope this helps!! !
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SONh0O2Xh_s[/youtube]

I wish Steve Irwin didn't die.

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16 Sep 2007, 8:58 pm

Granted but he is put into a persistent vegatative state instead.

I wish that the Imperium was not beset by the horrors that are trying to bring it down.

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16 Sep 2007, 9:02 pm

Granted but the Imperium is brought down anyway!

I wish I was a full-on vegan.

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16 Sep 2007, 9:32 pm

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Granted but the Imperium is brought down anyway!

I wish I was a full-on vegan.

Granted, but you will live 10 years longer than meat-eaters on this depressing and cursed world.

I wish Adam and Eve didn't disobey God.

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17 Sep 2007, 2:30 am

Granted but we're all trapped in the Garden of Eden until it becomes grossly overpopulated and we all kill each other for the resources.

I wish I was blue Daba-di Daba-dai.

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17 Sep 2007, 2:45 am

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Granted but we're all trapped in the Garden of Eden until it becomes grossly overpopulated and we all kill each other for the resources.

I wish I was blue Daba-di Daba-dai.

Granted, you die of meme overexposure.

I want a new slayer album ASAP

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17 Sep 2007, 3:03 am

Granted. But for their new album Slayer replaces Tom Araya with Avril Lavigne, and it's acoustic.

I wish they stop censoring things on TV.

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17 Sep 2007, 7:19 am

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Granted. But for their new album Slayer replaces Tom Araya with Avril Lavigne, and it's acoustic.

ouch!! !

granted, but now all TV only plays Mr. Roger's neighborhood.

I wish for more will power to exercise

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17 Sep 2007, 8:20 am

Granted but you get obsessed, take steriods and end up sterile, deformed and imprisoned.

I wish girls would have sex with me on demand.

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17 Sep 2007, 8:30 am

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Granted but you get obsessed, take steriods and end up sterile, deformed and imprisoned.

I wish girls would have sex with me on demand.

Granted. But they don't stop and you die from it.

I wish to summon a non violent but playful spirit that would do my bidding.

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17 Sep 2007, 9:39 am

Granted, but it accidentally drives off all your friends and annoys you when you get depressed because or it.

I wish I was world leader.

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17 Sep 2007, 10:19 am

Granted. But your reign doesn't last long as people rebel and. . .the rest is to grusome.

I wish for a new B.O.S. (my current one is fairly beat up/worn)

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17 Sep 2007, 10:49 am

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Granted. But your reign doesn't last long as people rebel and. . .the rest is to grusome.

I wish for a new B.O.S. (my current one is fairly beat up/worn)

What is a bos?

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17 Sep 2007, 12:39 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

whiteskunk wrote:

Granted. But your reign doesn't last long as people rebel and. . .the rest is to grusome.

I wish for a new B.O.S. (my current one is fairly beat up/worn)

What is a bos?

I'll change my wish to make things easier-

I wish for the anime in my amazon wish list.

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17 Sep 2007, 12:41 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

whiteskunk wrote:

Granted. But your reign doesn't last long as people rebel and. . .the rest is to grusome.

I wish for a new B.O.S. (my current one is fairly beat up/worn)

What is a bos?

I'll change my wish to make things easier-

I wish for the anime in my amazon wish list.

Granted, but someone casts a spell and it all becomes Hentai.

I wish Adam had a camera...

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