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"Fine." said Tom.
Cheerlessleader raised her hand. "Are you really the head of the Russian Mafia?" she asked.
Tom: No, I am not. The Russian Mafia is on our side, but I am not their leader.
CL: But you always said you were.
Tom: This holocaust has been planned for many years now. When I first heard about it, I formed a small army, and we were soon affiliated with the mafia. Then, people began to suspect me, so I made a new identity for myself and joined the supported employment program known as "TASC", where, of course, I first met you. I soon figured that if I exaggerated my involvement in the RM, and made up all those stories, no-one would suspect me.
CL: But everyone was laughing at you behind your back. Even I was.
Tom: Rather that than being caught and executed.
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"OK, I'm reassured now." said TheAPERSON. "So how long until G... I mean John arrives?"
"He is nearly here," Said Harald's Eye.
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"He is nearly here," said the Eye, "It will take maybe another week before he is fully conscious again, and we can get the neural implants active."
The eye listened to something for a second then continued, "The scientists have created a motorcycle, well not created, modified, a motorcycle that can become a transformer, only a far more modified transformer, it melds with the human that rides it, John will need this because in order to fight that's how he's going to do in heated and heavy battles, otherwise small stuff will be him using shot guns and his swords, and no he will not become delusional again, that was the Gamis Tiron entity which has been wiped from existence."
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"OK, I'll find something to do" said TheAPERSON, who went over to a corner and took out his DS.
"Put that away," said Tom.
"It's just a games console," said TheAPERSON.
"I detect a Wi-Fi network in that DS. The NT's can use it to find us. PUT IT AWAY."
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The Eye pulled out a little box and installed it on the wall.
"I use this a lot with wireless," he said, "It's an advanced prototype that I stole from Area 51 research labs a while back, its a bounce back signal rebouncer, so basically, they won't detect you and you have a very good playability online now since you're not using substandard servers."
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"Thanks," said TheAPERSON, as he got started on online Mario Kart.
Many days passed and there was still no sign of John.
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Finally after two weeks over the due date, mainly because the neural network wasn't the way that they expected, John emerged from the tank.
"So," he said as he was being brought up to date, "I'm actually a clone of myself, but I'm embedded with anti-entity/spirit tech that will make it impossible for my body to be hijacked like it was last time, and this time, I'm essentially a cyborg, complete with a cycle that is more a transformer and using it makes me invulnerable?"
The Voice nodded, "Yes," he said, "What the scientists did was unethical, since we just wanted you back, as is, to fight the fight, but then when we saw the bike they had developed, we figured that everything would be okay."
'Skkkkt,' and the claws appeared out of John's hand, "What about these?" he asked.
The Voice was taken aback, and looked at the scientists who grinned, sheepishly, "Apparently that wasn't in the report," said The Voice, "But I'm willing to overlook it."
Armoring up, John looked every inch the hero, that the original looked, "Time to finish what I started," he said, as he used a time joke, "Only this time, lets hope its easier."
The bike came to John and he rode off as the bike went went to air mode, it would take a day to get to DC just because the ship wasn't going out.
The Watchman stood on the parapet and watched, "Well," he said as The Voice came up, "he's the final hope."
"yes," said The Voice, "if he fails, then we're screwed and we may have to let loose with Argis."
"Argis is already created?" asked the Watchman.
"Same DNA as John, though heavily modified to become everything that John hopefully will not need to be."
IN DC, the Eye recieved an information spurt, "John is two days out," he said.
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"Oh, that's good news," said TheAPERSON, who was now getting kind of bored. Going into hiding wasn't as fun as he thought it would be and he was tapping his toes for no reason.
That evening, John arrived.
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A motorcycle dropped out of the air from nowhere, and landed, surprisingly about as softly as it could, which was very softly, then something weird, the various cables that were surrounding it, disentangled themselves as they reversed into ether the cycle or the human riding it. The rider, looked human, well as human as someone can who has cables in him....minus one of his eyes which was bionic, and checking out everything.
A few off duty NT officers came out of a building a few blocks down, guns drawn.
"Sir," they said, "You just violated a bunch of codes by doing that."
John ignored them and continued making sure the cycle and he were alright, then set about getting his stuff in order.
"Sir," they said, "We are military and we will bring you down."
John looked up at them, scanned them with his bionic eye and went back to packing.
"That does it," they said, pulling out their guns, "You sir, are under arrest, stand down."
John continued to ignore them, they advanced on him, with their guns drawn. They posed no threat to him, unless they had tazers.
Finally the weapons belt came out of the cycle, and John put it on, along with the sword, shotgun, pistol, and sniper rifle.
There was a click and John found him face to face with a .56 caliber pistol, "Come with us sir." said the officer.
Without missing a beat, John swung around with his pack, smacked both of the men in the heads, continuing forth and laid them out on the ground, both breathing hard, as he pointed both their guns at them.
"Word of wisdom," he growled, (think Wolverine) "Tell your boss that this holocaust of the Autistics is over, there's a new sheriff in town, they call me the Guardian."
With that, John shimmered, as did the bike, and John walked into Tom's hideout.
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Meanwhile, a few of the WPers were hanging out in the great hall. Some were playing cards, some were just wandering about and stimming, and some were watching The Simpsons Movie on somebody's laptop. Tom's face appeared on a nearby TV. "John has arrived." he said.
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As John entered the building, something struck TheAPERSON about him as not being completely human. "He only has one eye"said TheAPERSON.
"Ah but if I'm not human, then I can't be possessed." said John.
"The Ing can possess machines as well," said TheAPERSON.
"The Ing were destroyed, I'm safe" said John.
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(Aperson, I'm a sci fi person and all that, but what in the Holy Hell is ING?)
John stood in the hall watching everyone, yes, minus the fact that he had only one eye, which caused some headaches sometimes, he was back.
"Ladies and gentlemen," John said, "I'd say you all look a bit too comfortable here, there is a war going on, dontcha know."
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Indeed a war rages, but SeaBright wandered away, the war seemed to social, to friendly, to filled with fair play;
But look a dove a weep a tear,
Some poor childs parent,
Bends her ear....
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"I'm sorry Katya, my dear, but where we come from, your what's known as a pet; a not quite human novelty. It's why we brought you.... It's nothing to be ashamed of, my dear, but here you are and here you'll sit."
(Ing are a race of creatures in the video game Metroid Prime 2: Echoes that can possess any living being as well as machines. Since you brought Sonic into the story eariler I might as well add something).
So, everyone started to prepare for war. TheAPERSON was getting to grips with all these different guns. He had used a Wii Zapper before so he was sure he could handle a real gun.
Deep-techno had showed him what all the different guns were for and when to use each gun. When everyone was ready, they donned camoflagued uniforms and set off to war.
Practically everyone on Wrong Planet was in the Aspie army, but the NT army far outnumbered them. alex stood at the frount of the army as leader. John was next to him and everyone else behind.
Now, the battle began.
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John at this current time was in his active bio armor, so the whole motor cycle was now a part of him, so he looked rather weird. very weird at that, he looked like a transformer, only a transformer that knew how to dress well.
They were just a few blocks from the White House, and John decided it was best to go there first, to try and convince the President that it would be prudent to end this.
The Autistic Command numbered about 300 people who were actively participating in the field battle, the rest of the people took up positions among the rented out buildings that had been procured when John was Gamis Tiron and most of these buildings had guns and ammo in them, three buildings had been set aside as medic and evac sites, apparently the time stream hadn't fully blasted back to normal, because apparently one of the buildings, someone had found ground vehicles, so about 8 divisions had been sent to man the vehicles, mostly tanks, a few helicopters had been found parked on the bay in back, along with a few other long shooting vehicles.
The NT army saw them approaching and the commander laughed, but he was scared, "Inform the president that the kids are on the march again," he said.
John stopped 300 feet from the white house, since there were soldiers from the Gate outward all barricading the area with rifles, machine guns, somewhere across the way, he saw a couple of tanks with mortar rounds in them, he sensed the snipers in the area, and saw few Helicopters in the air, but they were more or less trying to stay away from John's anti aircraft patrol on the roofs.
"I am Lord Guardian of the Autistics," John said, "I am leading them to speak to the president, you will either stand down or surrender, in fact, I would advise you as the fact that this apocalypse, and this holocaust are no officially over."
John had in his hands a very weird looking gun, it looked like a buckshot gun. short handle, but long barrel.
"Make things easier for yourself Commander," said the NT commander over loudspeaker, "We will let you go peacefully and we will let you remain in your homes, no camps will you be sent to."
John's bionic eye saw why he was far off, he had 4 teams of men with him all holding rocket launchers, and they were trigger happy. John smiled, time to show what he could do.
John raised the gun, it had no sniping scope to it, and aimed at the space inbetween the four teams, each team consisted of three men, two holding and one firing. the commander was a bit far back. John sighted with his bio eye, slightly and fired. a small boom was heard as six men died very surprised.
Alex had most of the group already hands on triggers, so John wasn't shot at.
"Again," said John, "Surrender."
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