Where is my..... [Game]

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The wicked witch did a quick getaway escaping on your broom and took the door with her.

Where is my bottle of beer?

On the wall. Take one down, and pass it around.

Where is my sword and shield?

You laid them down, down by the riverside.

Where is my robe and crown?

Your robe is soaking in bleach as you got henna hair dye all over it.
Your crown is in your small bowel by now [it came out when you ate that nice soft croissant for breakfast].

Where is my drain plunger ?

It left because it felt drained and plunged into despair because you give it all the shi* jobs.

Where is my sink plug?

Washed down the drain.

Where's my Palm stylus?

Lost under the cushions on your sofa.

Whr is th lttr btwn W and R on my kboard?

It`s gone off with the other illegal drugs to the BANNED thread.

Where is my stash ?

It's on vacation between ] and \

Where's all my clean underwear? Packed???

They thought they would lighten the load and make their own relocation arrangements.

Where is my window cleaning equipment ?

If you'd clean the windows, you'd be able to see it!

Where's my bottle of Arak?

Being drunk by the kid next door.

Where is my mp3 player?

It is en-route to the Palace to kiss the Queen's hand.


Where is my corgi car collection ?

Given away at a car boot sale and subsequently sold on eBay for £3000.

Where is my model T Ford?

Henry Ford has arisen from the dead and has confiscated each and every one of them.

Where is my good night's sleep?

Awaiting you tonight.

Where is my hot water bottle?