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Radish
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08 Jul 2022, 9:34 am

Ah! The biting makes sense now. :!:


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08 Jul 2022, 10:21 pm

Established a charity to help continue the work of tooth fairies.


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09 Jul 2022, 2:07 am

Regularly donates his teeth to this charity.


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09 Jul 2022, 2:36 am

Has two very sharp, hollow teeth.


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09 Jul 2022, 2:58 am

Is about to tell everyone how he knows this....


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09 Jul 2022, 3:10 am

I do have matching holes in my neck! :evil:


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09 Jul 2022, 3:31 am

Had to stuff his holy neck with the carrot cake Murihiku sent ME.


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09 Jul 2022, 4:58 am

Wears large earrings that she can use to fasten bags of cake to in case she's hungry.


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09 Jul 2022, 6:13 am

:lol: Your brain!


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09 Jul 2022, 6:51 am

Stole my brain and is keeping it in a jar on a shelf with other people's brains! Did you really have to put me next to Leonard Nimoy? :evil:


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09 Jul 2022, 7:37 am

Sorry! I've put you next to Maggie Thatcher so you can both rot away together in your pee filled jar's. :P


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09 Jul 2022, 7:44 am

Please no! Anyone but her! I promise I won't break your My Little Pony toys again! :P


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09 Jul 2022, 11:47 am

Didn't keep his promise. Is now in the same jar as Maggie Thatcher's poop and has s**t for brains. :P


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09 Jul 2022, 11:49 am

When you said you worked for a recruitment agency and wanted to head hunt me, I don't think you told me everything.


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09 Jul 2022, 11:56 am

Signed away his head for some jelly beans.


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09 Jul 2022, 12:04 pm

Has a Rubik's cube stuck up their arse. (and can solve it without using their hands) :mrgreen:


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