Where is my..... [Game]

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With the penguins....they were cold!


Where is my fake ice cube with the fly inside?

In the observatory, with the rest of your captured insects.

Where is my cleaver?

Tucked in and sleeping like all good Cleavers at this time of night. (Good night Beav...)

Where is my message in a bottle?

I used it to bludgeon the (singer?) Sting to death!


Where is my anger management manual?

IT'S STARING AT YOU - ALL RIGHT!

Where is my penguin?

Can't you remember, TM, you ate it earlier after dipping it in your tea. Poor wee thing screamed and screamed!

Where is the phone number for the RSPB?

On a card in a phone box in London next to a photo of a scantily dressed young lady.

Where is my Mars bar?

You don't have one. You opened a pub on Jupiter, remember?


Where is my million pound sponsorship deal?

Snickering at you beneath the milky whey.


Where is my coffee?

Sorry, I thought it was mine. All gone.

Where are my biscuits to go with the drink?

You left them within reach of Polly the parrot.

Where are all the empty boxes?

You've got none left. They're all full.

Where is my rain? (Nearly two months now without rain)

Butt why do you need rain ?

Where is my extra, extra long garden hose ?

I've borrowed it and connected it to your tap... currently watering my garden in France with it. Expect a very large water bill. I'll let you roll the hose up when I've done... do you have any idea how long it took me to stretch it out!! !

Where is my sprinkler to attach to the hose?

I used it to make a join where a piece had burst.
It must be somewhere along the M6 if you laid the hose that direction.

Where is my jug for filling the iron ?

It felt washed out and is having personal problems so is having a days rest to iron out it needs.