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She does but Icheb becomes jealous and kills her in a rage. Besides three's a crowd!

I wish not to be bound in anything or immersed in anything. In fact just put me into the vacuum of space

Granted! but you are restrained inside a giant blood pressure cuff to prevent you from dying in the vacuum of space!! !

I wish that icheb did not kill her and that she became polygamistic because i dont need sex

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Granted, but her prison term is now finished and she leaves you and joins the Russian circus and moves to Moscow.

I wish I lived inside the Sun

Granted! you live within the thick warm sticky magma core!! !

I wish grizelda did not move away

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Granted. Grizelda stays with you and you get married... and that is when you really get to know all about her!! !

I wish to go to sleep because I'm tired. It is nearly 11pm here in France. Bonne Nuit!

Granted! but you must have a sumo wrestler lay on top of you to go to sleep...

I wish to be hugged really tight by a giant sweaty sticky female sumo wrestler

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Granted, you will be forever chained to her until you eventually suffocate underneath those hot, sweaty flaps!

I wish for more wishes.

Granted! but you use them all up on new lame things like calculators

I wish i didnt suffocate under all her hot sweaty flaps and that i can live under her...

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Granted, only you'll die from a heat stroke

I wish I could sleep!

Granted! But it takes you 4 hours.

I wish I could find some power metal on youtube that didn't suck.

Granted, you give yourself a concussion from too much headbanging and your ears bleed out.

I wish...the world wan't so corrupt.

Granted. A virus destroys humanity.

I wish that get a 100 on my test tomorrow.

Granted, but it's out of 250.

I wish my leg didn't itch.

Granted! It falls off.

I wish I was a better cook.

Granted, but you have to cook for everyone in your town.

I wish I could allocate my time better.

Granted it's allocated by you bathroom schedule.
i wish i could get cool graduation presents like all the other people at my school(one guy got 5000 dollars lucky b*st*rd)