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ProfessorX
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24 May 2010, 1:48 pm

Where is my role here in WP?



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24 May 2010, 4:38 pm

It's lurking around here somewhere Prof. Pull up a chair, rest your feet and take it easy. :D

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24 May 2010, 10:06 pm

Thing 1 and Thing 2 took returned it to the Cat.

Where is my bacon?


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24 May 2010, 11:09 pm

Look in the mirror behind you 8O


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24 May 2010, 11:43 pm

consult your GPS.

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25 May 2010, 12:04 am

Exiled to planet boring.

Where is my clue?



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25 May 2010, 2:10 am

It's with Robert Langford of the Da Vinci Code.

Where is my Duchamp Mona Lisa?


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25 May 2010, 11:29 am

Hanging on the wall of your louvre.

Where is my bottle of milk?


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25 May 2010, 12:24 pm

Being tested for illegal narcotics you steroid addicted old cow you!

Where is my car keys?



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25 May 2010, 1:05 pm

Locked inside your car.

Where is my cow bell?


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25 May 2010, 1:45 pm

Where is my cow bell? Ask booyakasha...



Where is my college class?



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25 May 2010, 6:55 pm

College class? I believe that belongs in the oxymoron thread....

Where is my 2011 Lotus Esprit?


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25 May 2010, 9:20 pm

It's been impounded for breaking nighttime noise limits in a residential setting (it broke the sound barrier 8O )

Where is my nightgown?



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26 May 2010, 6:45 am

Gone to bed without you.

Where is my milking stool?


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26 May 2010, 12:20 pm

You have a stool that gives milk? 8O That's one for Ripley's Believe It or Not!

Where is my goose that lays golden eggs?


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26 May 2010, 12:49 pm

You roasted it last week, just before it started laying.

Where is my meadow?


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