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31 Mar 2012, 4:32 pm

Crossed wiring.

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01 Apr 2012, 4:22 pm

Autism is caused by watching too many dark comedies.

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02 Apr 2012, 11:30 am

Autism is caused by farting in closed spaces on odd numbered days beginning with the letter S.

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02 Apr 2012, 11:37 am

Autism is caused by the incredible amount of negative karma accumulated from taking excessive joy in farting just before departing an elevator and giggling as you walk past the victim/s entering the confined space (or alternatively, for the one very special time that the victims were nuns and you almost wet your pants with glee, thus inviting the wrath of God/magic space cow.)

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05 Apr 2012, 12:40 pm

Contempt for own emotions.

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06 Apr 2012, 1:02 pm

Green jelly beans...

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08 Apr 2012, 5:24 pm

Autism is caused by the brain having a big fart and also spontaneously combusting.

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09 Apr 2012, 12:31 am

I add to your theory by hypothesizing that autism is caused by sneezing more than six times in a row...awareness of this fact is nonexistent due to a filthy rumour about what the sufferer experiences during this sneezing fit...

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11 Apr 2012, 1:53 pm

Autism can also be caused by having a full body search.

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28 Apr 2012, 3:23 pm

Autism is caused by the DSM IV

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08 May 2012, 12:45 pm

to much NTs.

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08 May 2012, 5:46 pm

Elephant Poo

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08 May 2012, 5:47 pm

being hit by lightning.. twice.. and not noticing

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08 May 2012, 6:41 pm

Violations of Old Testament prohibitions, such as wearing two different fabrics simultaneously, eating shellfish, or coveting your neighbour's wife's ass (the animal, of course, what did you think I meant?)

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08 May 2012, 9:34 pm

Autism is caused by inadequate readiness for this jelly.

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08 May 2012, 10:53 pm

Seizures...

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